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  • JGood
    R3V OG
    • Jan 2004
    • 7959

    #1096
    Originally posted by uofom3
    gin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonicsgin and tonics
    i am gin and tonicing now!!!!!!!

    sooooo goooooooooood
    85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
    e30 restoration and V8 swap
    24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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    • CorvallisBMW
      Long Schlong Longhammer
      • Feb 2005
      • 13039

      #1097
      I'm drunk mother fucker!!!!!1

      di.fm eurodance channel FTW

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      • Maluco
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2005
        • 6572

        #1098


        To start off the Friday! This week FLEW by....

        this one makes me think of everytime someone who has never seen me smoke asks, "you smoke?" and I respond with, "only when I drink..."

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        • deutschman
          R3V Elite
          • May 2008
          • 5958

          #1099
          a night at the russian river. i wanted to draw on this fool but my friends wouldnt let me do his make up. so this is the lameness we came up with.
          sigpic
          "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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          • Mclassy
            Wrencher
            • Jul 2007
            • 270

            #1100
            I would have turned that kid into the hulk.

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            • CleanAzzE30z
              R3V OG
              • Jan 2004
              • 11794

              #1101
              Nice jeans. Fag.



              Mariano


              2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
              1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
              1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

              -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

              -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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              • T3rd Ferguson
                No R3VLimiter
                • Aug 2005
                • 3076

                #1102
                Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                Nice jeans. Fag.



                Mariano

                Hahahahaha. Brutal.
                1989 Bronzit 325ia- Sold
                1986 Diamondschwarz Grey Market 325i Sport Mtech 1- Parted out
                1988 Delphin 327i- Sold
                1995 Cosmos M3- Current

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                • Edev
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 3731

                  #1103
                  Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                  Nice jeans. Fag.



                  Mariano
                  bahahahahaha!


                  fvcking priceless!

                  it was bound to happen
                  M Coupe

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                  • dashboardmonkey
                    FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 6158

                    #1104
                    so i am fuker'd up but luvin' itr suurounnded by wonmen and havin a good time lots o boooooze goood shit

                    anddyd
                    -Andy

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                    • deutschman
                      R3V Elite
                      • May 2008
                      • 5958

                      #1105
                      drunk and fucked up jack in the box! hell yeas!!!
                      sigpic
                      "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                      • Maluco
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 6572

                        #1106
                        wow..... damn. it never fails.

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                        • rwh11385
                          lance_entities
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 18403

                          #1107
                          Yeah, this guy right here is drunk. I should leave already. Durkins! in chi-town.

                          The chick I'm drinking with likes Obama... so maybe laughing about threads and posts I made wasn't good move. Oh well. Yeah.

                          I wish I that I had Jesse's girl!

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                          • JetGirl
                            Advanced Member
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 127

                            #1108
                            Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                            Nice jeans. Fag.



                            Mariano


                            hey i have those jeans!
                            http://austintuners.com

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                            • CleanAzzE30z
                              R3V OG
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11794

                              #1109
                              Originally posted by JetGirl
                              hey i have those jeans!
                              hmmm. Seeing as "Jetgirl" is your name Im not surprised. Of course youd have those jeans. ;) Theyre cute. Lots of guys in L.A. who act all hard in nice areas rock those. It provides me with entertainment.


                              Mariano


                              2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                              1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                              1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                              -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                              -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                              • So Live
                                R3VLimited
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 2512

                                #1110
                                Last time i was drunk, well maybe not the last time i was drunk, i decided to go buy a full motor rebuild kit, upper/lower gaskets, and main/rod/wrist pin bearings, timing and oil pump chains, and some bolts and a new pilot bearing.

                                So that leaves me with like $150 in my main bank account. Then i looked at my other bank account and noticed i have a balance of -$185... sweet.
                                -Chris

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