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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #1246
    I am having trouble formulating a retort here. Not only is your command of the English language laughable, a roomful of monkeys with typewriters could have come up with something more insulting.
    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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    • kronus
      R3V OG
      • Apr 2008
      • 13005

      #1247
      Originally posted by Optimator
      I am having trouble formulating a retort here. Not only is your command of the English language laughable, a roomful of monkeys with typewriters could have come up with something more insulting.
      but how long would the monkeys take?
      cars beep boop

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      • e30s52
        R3V Elite
        • Oct 2007
        • 5235

        #1248
        do you have a monkey?

        www.gutenparts.com
        One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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        • Optimator
          E30 Fanatic
          • Aug 2008
          • 1396

          #1249
          Originally posted by kronus
          but how long would the monkeys take?
          To surpass e30s52, not long.
          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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          • e30s52
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2007
            • 5235

            #1250
            Thats really all you have?

            www.gutenparts.com
            One stop shopping for NEW, USED and EURO PARTS!

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            • kronus
              R3V OG
              • Apr 2008
              • 13005

              #1251
              Originally posted by e30s52
              Thats really all you have?
              --- the discussion ----->







              your head -> O
              cars beep boop

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              • So Live
                R3VLimited
                • Aug 2006
                • 2512

                #1252
                Originally posted by Optimator
                So Live, what will your mom do when she finds that you've stolen all of her Bacardi Limons out of the fridge?

                Yo ovulator...

                "Sick burn"

                My mother doesnt drink so im not sure she'll mind.
                -Chris

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                • Optimator
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 1396

                  #1253
                  Touché.
                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                  • deutschman
                    R3V Elite
                    • May 2008
                    • 5958

                    #1254
                    sigpic
                    "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                    • Maluco
                      R3V OG
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 6572

                      #1255
                      sipping wines and watching Italian Serie A with the folks... getting there.

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                      • dashboardmonkey
                        FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6158

                        #1256
                        Mickey's



                        Oh yeah...good shit
                        -Andy

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                        • Maluco
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 6572

                          #1257
                          damn... I remember those things back from HS. That and Old Engilsh and Magnum.

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                          • CleanAzzE30z
                            R3V OG
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11794

                            #1258
                            I had a T Shirt that had the Old English 800 logo. haha




                            Mariano


                            2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                            1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                            1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                            -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                            -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                            • Il Duce
                              R3V Elite
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 5015

                              #1259
                              Who is Chuck and why does he only cost $2.00? Not that I'm complaining...

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                              • femme325is
                                Wrencher
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 247

                                #1260
                                drinking a glass of 2 buck chuck Cab right now. num
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