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    #1201
    Not drunk, but enjoying the free tap at work...just as every Friday. ;)

    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
    Wrap all my things in aluminum
    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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      #1202
      you all suck 8====D
      fuck im still fucking drunk fuck fuck fuck

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        #1203
        Captain, we are going to need more wine....

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          #1204
          captain...we are going to need more..captain arrrrrgggghhhh


          fuck stupid bitches!!!!
          e30s r kool

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            #1205
            BWqhahhahah sai IM a the firets perons ot post here IN DECMEBER BICTHES OMG M EA ND HT ECAPTAIN ARE FUCKING BOLTX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
            Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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              #1206
              I piosed int the right place this time!!!
              Rollin' with a Geistkuchen

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                #1207
                that equates ot both of us!!!! I lost my little pit bull tonight! :(

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                  #1208
                  Wow, drinking wile sufin teh webz turnz me in2 a postwhore
                  -Andy

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                    #1209
                    Originally posted by dashboardmonkey View Post
                    Wow, drinking wile sufin teh webz turnz me in2 a postwhore
                    Qu'est que fuck?

                    I sware, I want to kick my friends sisters ass, she chirps the shit out of me. But I would never hit a girl, but I'm pretty sure she has a dick.
                    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                      #1210
                      Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
                      Qu'est que fuck?

                      I sware, I want to kick my friends sisters ass, she chirps the shit out of me. But I would never hit a girl, but I'm pretty sure she has a dick.
                      HAHAHAHHA!!!

                      YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                      - - -
                      If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                        #1211
                        Blaaahahhh. Im so tipsy on some nom num winee. I'ts a red cab I think and super licios. And I'm sittin all alone with a 2 big gsss down and SO tipsy- prob cause I didnt eat dinner. Sad eh. Fucking sundays Blahahahahah
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                          #1212
                          Originally posted by femme325is View Post
                          Blaaahahhh. Im so tipsy on some nom num winee. I'ts a red cab I think and super licios. And I'm sittin all alone with a 2 big gsss down and SO tipsy- prob cause I didnt eat dinner. Sad eh. Fucking sundays Blahahahahah
                          Hm. This post was a cry for help.
                          -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                          Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                          Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                            #1213
                            Washington is too far for me...

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                              #1214
                              Originally posted by Optimator View Post
                              Hm. This post was a cry for help.
                              grabbed my keys and i'm out the door! road trip! ;)
                              seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                                #1215
                                oh geez. It's bad when you have to go back the next day and see what type of foolish nonsense you typed in the Drunk and Stupid thread. LOL! Never again! :)
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