The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[BenM]

Where? I'm moving there!

Trust me you don't want to move here, CT sucks like that. It was a special for a local radio show battle of the bands. $10 cover charge, but not bad overall.

Been playing dodge beer and beer pong for most of the night.

[Conki]

Fuck I1m drubnk now and only dra knk red wine and coke. research that shit it's awesome. Fuck everone who's not game, just drink with the coll bucnch

[Conki]

ok that iws messede up donű't reqadf my previous fuck just druink red wine and coke

[jeff_b]

ok that iws messede up donű't reqadf my previous fuck just druink red wine and coke

Funny drunk.

[Patches]

So went to Home Depot for some clear tubing and clamps, and Walmart for 2 good size funnels. Whats wrong with testing them out at 2 in the afternoon?

But now im out of beer and that makes me a little sad

[Conki]

Fuck me in the asshole, I just woke up, I'll have my first final at 8:45 then the second at 11:00, and I'm stull drunk as fuck.
Killed a handle of cheap vodka yesterday fith a friend, and it has it's effect...

[Erick]

Got 2 cases of Blue Moon at a $3 off per case special.

Wheat Ale for the awesome.

- Erick
PS: First sober post on this thread.

[Patches]

you guys want drunk and stupid.
well from the other night, i remember doing 13 beer bongs. hung my keys on my hook where i always put them, then i think i used the can opener once. So all day iv destroyed my room trying to find my only key.
(my spare broke in half in my driver side door)

So guys, whats my first step to getting a new key?

edit: nvm il be getting a ride to the dealer soon to get one made

[jonmon6691]

My room mate said I was walked home by some chick who found me on a park bench, all I remember was 4 cups of what I now know was everclear and power-ade. I'm sure it was a great night, but does it count if I don't remember any of it?

P.s. Full day hangover. FML

[e30e]

Best Friend Died today in a farming accident, drinking dr. pepper and crown royal in his honor.....Fuck finals!

[e30guydownunder]

fucjmkl.,wh the fuck wasn;t this the firs resukt when you serch :drunk" huh huh huh?????


fuk i need a bigger HUH...like this:

HUH

[e30guydownunder]

but yeh was not easyy ti find this thred, geezm,need to get more drunks happenieng fu*cking watTT\

[der affe]

ever have an old booty call turn out way bigger than you remember???
i don't know if i can drink enough and not have wiskey dick?
oh well at least i got road head..........
must drink more after she comes out of the bathroom..... to seal the deal......time will tell.....

[Beach Bum]

ever have an old booty call turn out way bigger than you remember???
i don't know if i can drink enough and not have wiskey dick?
oh well at least i got road head..........
must drink more after she comes out of the bathroom..... to seal the deal......time will tell.....

Pics or it didn't happen.

[der affe]

thankfully booze could not get me to accept the newer model that had gone from a little sporty E-30 to an big ol' 740izzle. yea, standards still intact!