The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[gazellebeigem3]

sierra nevada torpedo IPA +boosh + long island iced teas=intoxicated

w00t

[Justin B]

i seriously mashed the shit out of the middle finger nail on my right hand in a automatic style garage door where the lateral parts of it hinge together.

nail is entirely purple, cuticle and who knows what else is bleeding, and the tip og my finger is like twice as big as normal.


Havent achieved a f'd up nail this bad since i crushed the same one in a door when i was about 11 i think(???) and broke it in 3 pcs
FML.

[DrMcDave]

sierra nevada torpedo IPA +boosh + long island iced teas=intoxicated

w00t

I got shit canned off LIT's on Tuesday. The one bar has 3 dollar natural light pitchers, followed by 2 dollar LIT's. It's my birthday week so I've got the liver on life support already. Tonight is my real birthday so expect a possible update tomorrow lol.

[BillBrasky]

I got shit canned off LIT's on Tuesday. The one bar has 3 dollar natural light pitchers, followed by 2 dollar LIT's. It's my birthday week so I've got the liver on life support already. Tonight is my real birthday so expect a possible update tomorrow lol.

Drink 'til you see Lincoln, then stop.

[HarryPotter]

I got shit canned off LIT's on Tuesday. The one bar has 3 dollar natural light pitchers, followed by 2 dollar LIT's. It's my birthday week so I've got the liver on life support already. Tonight is my real birthday so expect a possible update tomorrow lol.

After this I take it you shit your brains out uncontrollably from the great american beer the natti. Not just any shit, chum. Like you find in your septic tank.

[Patches]

What a way to start off my 21st birthday.
With a trip to my local toilet.
I wish they could tell you why your sick, cuz i would like to know.
I havnt drank anything yet and im already puking up a storm

[DrMcDave]

My birthday was thursday. My before after shots are pretty sweet. I managed a self portrait after the bar that is pretty telling of how much fun I had.

[DrMcDave]

After this I take it you shit your brains out uncontrollably from the great american beer the natti. Not just any shit, chum. Like you find in your septic tank.

They had them there doesn't mean I had one. I opted for a captain and coke.

[DrMcDave]

Drink 'til you see Lincoln, then stop.

We have a guy in town that looks identical. Sometimes I see that guy.

[dashboardmonkey]

doin a motor swap..................................and getting drunk, done for the night but still getting drunk

[Erick]

I just want to say... in my current state.... ramen noodles taste delicious

[fiftytakedowns]

I am one hundred percent sober right now fml

[e30guydownunder]

I am one hundred percent sober right now fml

I have work in approximately 9hrs...fml

[Vince30]

I am goin to bed, 6:36 am florida time and I can't walk a streight line. I love college!

[KillaCam]

I am goin to bed, 6:36 am florida time and I can't walk a streight line. I love college!

I swear everyone is either drunk or high tonight