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  • E30 Wagen
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jul 2005
    • 3425

    #1606
    hurts so bad

    so i was close friends with this girl in class. towards the end we would do our homework for hours at a time together, just us. i helped her out, she bought me beer and subway. she never seemed to want to hang out outside of school. i was patient and hoped it would go somewhere. she was hot, about 3 years older than me.

    it's been about 3 month since en dof class, i ended up having issues and not being able to bee in touhco for a month. now she is completely ignoring me. i try to friend her on faceboko. i check back a month later, still no friend confirmation, i check backa monthh later, she not only has ignored me, but she's friended a whole bunch of other people so i'm like wtf.

    hurts dude, fucking hurts. we got along so well in class! WTF

    hurtshurtshurts
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    • dashboardmonkey
      FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
      • Jun 2008
      • 6158

      #1607
      Sitting at a bar posting from my dicking phone
      -Andy

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      • Adrian_Visser
        R3VLimited
        • Jun 2006
        • 2823

        #1608
        Originally posted by SimplyDope
        White Russians today. Just call me El Duderino...

        Ever try drinking a whiskey and coke every time Julian has one in Trailer Park Boys? Only good times can be had!
        Duuude Julian drinks RUM and coke fucking get it right.

        '89 Alpine S52 with goodies

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        • SimplyDope
          E30 Fanatic
          • Mar 2010
          • 1335

          #1609
          Don't worry there buds, the drinks were always rum and cokes.

          I'm hardly ever sober when I post :)

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          • Dozyproductions
            R3V Elite
            • Jan 2007
            • 4682

            #1610
            I will only tell you guys this once. Korobeiniki and MGMT's Electric Feel are fucking great songs.
            Last edited by Dozyproductions; 03-16-2010, 06:31 PM.

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            • deutschman
              R3V Elite
              • May 2008
              • 5958

              #1611
              sigpic
              "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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              • worangejuice
                E30 Mastermind
                • Jun 2009
                • 1837

                #1612
                Originally posted by deutschman
                im hella fucked up and i did this photo shop.

                i think it is hella funny


                CHEERS!
                hahahahah....I was told ofthis in relation to my sig :)))))

                www.woranges.tumblr.com

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                • Dozyproductions
                  R3V Elite
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 4682

                  #1613
                  whew!

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                  • Dozyproductions
                    R3V Elite
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 4682

                    #1614

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                    • bmwguy87
                      E30 Addict
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 468

                      #1615
                      ok so i have a girl over here how do i tell her i wanna f*ck her without telling her i wanna f*ck her?

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                      • Dozyproductions
                        R3V Elite
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 4682

                        #1616
                        dont talk... just do.

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                        • Patches
                          Wrencher
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 207

                          #1617
                          Originally posted by bmwguy87
                          ok so i have a girl over here how do i tell her i wanna f*ck her without telling her i wanna f*ck her?
                          Just take your clothes off, push her down, and stand over her. She should get the message

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                          • Erik
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 5370

                            #1618
                            I knew I should have come in here more often...

                            That's what he said.
                            -Erik
                            '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


                            Originally posted by 87e30
                            I just want to dance with some beezies

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                            • Erik
                              R3V Elite
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 5370

                              #1619
                              Originally posted by bmwguy87
                              ok so i have a girl over here how do i tell her i wanna f*ck her without telling her i wanna f*ck her?
                              Show her this post...
                              -Erik
                              '16 Focus 2.0L - '99 Protegé DX 1.6L POS (Sold) - '87 4runner 22R-E (Sold) - '86 Schwarz S50 (Sold) - '02 WRX Wagon (sold) - '07 Impreza 2.5i (sold) - '91 Alpine M52 (Sold) - '89 Alpine 325is (Sold)


                              Originally posted by 87e30
                              I just want to dance with some beezies

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                              • Dozyproductions
                                R3V Elite
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 4682

                                #1620
                                aaaahhh the naked man. works 75% of the time!

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