The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[blueapplesoda]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

[blueapplesoda]

i heard kaskade and tempertraps hau5 rmx on kiss fm tonite.....wtf yo

[bikerbill2021]

i made a girl cry tonight

i mentioned how i knew her sister was on ebaums worlds butter face number 17, and she started crying

i started laughing

oh the interwebs, what have you don to me ??

[Mfever]

johnie walker black label ftmfw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beach Bum]

i made a girl cry tonight

i mentioned how i knew her sister was on ebaums worlds butter face number 17, and she started crying

i started laughing

oh the interwebs, what have you don to me ??

And you come in here with that story and NO LINKS!?

[bikerbill2021]

okay im sober atm, but regardless

number 18

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/636787/

http://www.facebook.com/maybebabie32

[Eecen]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/636787/

Haha....hahaha...ahhh.

[bikerbill2021]

Haha....hahaha...ahhh.

drunk again, oh christ yes, heeeeeeelarious

[CaptCanada]

Well for the pass 3 weeks I've been stressed outa my mind. A lot of shit has happed, its all coming together now and should slow down a lot, so its time for recovery in my part, with the help of alcohol. Going to start slow. I only bought a half 1/5, so I don't go over board. Bottle only has one more drink in it left and I just dropped the cap, both mad and to lazy to look for it. Mixing Vodka and Grapefruit juice...... only been 15 minutes since I started drinking and I've just about killed the bottle and believe I can still spell and write coherent sentences. Will post back with results.

[edit] Okay, been racing with forza 3. started a gt-3 race knowing that my car is under powered, battling for 1st place right now with a f430 gt, and a bmw m3 gt2 is hot on my tail, cant shake him. My bottle is finished and all is good.

[edit #2] Okay, so when I start drinking my mind races between thoughts, cant concentrate on forza, rammstien (which I'm listening to) or the movie I'm watching "law abiding citizen".... going to smoke another cig then go to sleep. got an early day tomorrow and its back to being stressed out.

[Jand3rson]

Oktoberfest1!1!111. Deutschland uber alles11!

[vivalegreg]

titttttty sprinklezzzzzzz

[Ray Smoodiver]

Into the Dom '99. That's how we roll.

[Vince30]

This is my first drunk post! I was playing wii golf loser of the hole takes a shot of soco, I lost about every hole then was stupid and drove home because I really wanted to play halo. That is my story for tonight so goodd night r3v, see you in the morning.

[HarryPotter]

Fuck ya

stoopid caps thing. really killen my drunken vibe. For once I feel good after mowing 200 lawns in one day. FML.

[M42Power]

Fuk, girl ripped my soul apart, sucksballs
vodka apperantly helpas