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    excessive wheat beer ends in tremendous diahreaaha.


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    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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      NEVER!!!!


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      Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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        Or they will be filled with it.
        seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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          I can officially no longer get drunk on beer. I tried and failed.

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            ^rhats why I start with liquor earlier on in the day. shitshow every time
            <---Goodnight, sweet prince

            Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



            Originally posted by Brandon12V
            unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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              my head hurts so fucking bad I wanna slap someone. I got sick of pbr and switched to the worlds most potent captain n coke. a little over half glass of captain, 1/4 ice, 1/4 coke, for $2 a glass. $20 later i got driven home and I hate life.
              2007 Range Rover Sport S/C

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                Went to a mates 21st on the weekend. Walked home from the pub and found a head gasket on the side of the road. Carried it home for the sheer "WTF" factor.

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                  I have epilepsy

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                    Russian dancing to this for the entire last night?

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                      well apparently a good way to warp back to my bed is to beer bong 6 or 7 beers...
                      <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                      Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                      Originally posted by Brandon12V
                      unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                        FUCK TEQUILA SLAMMER'S is all!!!!
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                          Originally posted by Car Addict View Post
                          FUCK TEQUILA SLAMMER'S is all!!!!
                          Sissy. Good tequila is amazing.
                          Originally posted by george graves
                          If people keep quoting me in their sig, I'm going to burn this motherfucker down.

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                            It is good to have a good rest after drinking. I love drinking! :D Cheers! :D

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                              Weirdest morning ever. So last night I went binge drinking to celebrate the end of the school year, after blacking out I woke up to find myself in my friends bed sleeping next to him, which is weird as fuck. Then we discovered that he pissed all over his fucking carpet, which is disgusting, and I fell off a fence and fucked my leg up. I need to stop drinking.
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                              1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
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                              1986 325 - Sold

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                                Yay moonshine & white wine

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