The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[noE30]

gettin drunk with some vw fanboys and fangirls lol, they were talking shit on our bimmers so i set them straight..

[Mlarsen]

So, Yesterday I woke up in Portland.... at my ex's apartment (that's 2 and 1/2 hours away). Saturday was a wild night...

[homegrone30]

sup

[slammin.e28]

I drank a beer while putting a Z3 steering rack in my M3 last night.

That is all.

[Ryan...]

At first I was terribly upset with this, and the more I drink the more its growing on me.. The first couple drinks tasted like watered down gasoline, now its actually pretty smooth, decent after taste.

[Vince30]

I am super tired, and super drunk, and super hungry. I only had one meal today and that was over 14 hours ago, I feel like if I don't eat anything I will be extremely hung over tomorrow. However I really just want to go to sleep. Life is rough.

[tg318is]

Awesome weekend. Spent $5 all Saturday and managed to get 14 drinks out of it. Great day long hangover :D uh

[Joe G]

walked home 3 miles last night with a cooler of beer on my shoulder dressed like an 80s skier. Neon mulit colored ski jacket, white jeans, white '86 super bowl hat, and ski boots. Twas a good night and today was 24 hours of beer shits.

musta looked like quite the asshole to passing cars around 3am.

[tg318is]

because fuckyeah

[SUICIDE109]

Sat night, found 4th talent (Mixing drinks) ran around with my shirt off, had my friends snowmobile helmet on (which I managed to break the visor on somehow) ran around outside peeing. What a great night!

[CreamE30]

At a wedding right now, I've had over 9000 burbon and Coles and just destroyed a girl in a dance challenge

[LJ851]

White girl?

[Joe G]

whisky, warm cider, and headed to a country music bar with a mechanical bull. I hate country, this should be interesting.

[LJ851]

whisky, warm cider, and headed to a country music bar with a mechanical bull. I hate country, this should be interesting.

You are going in the coupe deville, right?

[Rustyduktape]

i fuckin love this girl named kelly. shit man she stole me heart . my cars so far awauy and i hust want to drive her. girls man steal your heart and fucking squach that shit like shit man, fuck.