The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[dnick]

loloplolol


i lvee borebewts

[poopin04]

Lmfao!!!

[slammin.e28]

Played soccer in Kroger.

Friend kicked ball.

Friend's flip flop left foot.

Flip flip went on top of freezer, and fell down in between the freezer and shelves behind it.

I jumped on top of freezer, fished flip flop out and saved the day.

Next day, went to Kroger for groceries, ball display = gone.

[InuFaye]

Played soccer in Kroger.

Friend kicked ball.

Friend's flip flop left foot.

Flip flip went on top of freezer, and fell down in between the freezer and shelves behind it.

I jumped on top of freezer, fished flip flop out and saved the day.

Next day, went to Kroger for groceries, ball display = gone.

it depressed me.
terribly.

[slammin.e28]

it depressed me.
terribly.

I was pissed. If it wasn't for the hug from Amber, I woulda started drinking....more.

[KevinC]

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[InuFaye]

all slammine28guy needs to know is that you dont cross sabers mang, you JUST DONT DO IT.

[slammin.e28]

all slammine28guy needs to know is that you dont cross sabers mang, you JUST DONT DO IT.

Pfft....we'l be laying pipe down two tunnels this time tomorrow bro. You jelly? I think so.

[Car Addict]

Fucking awful night went to a bar had a beer, met three hot girls, buddy had to leave, got two of their numbers, driving home steering wheel not centered pull over about 1/2 mile later blown tire. Replace tire in the rain. Drop buddy off, realize card still at the bar, drive back get said card, drive home. All in all a shitty night not worth going out. FYI I am not drunk but this story involved being at a bar so figured why not post here instead of taking up room in OT.

[slammin.e28]

My e46 is at Inufaye's house. IDK how I will get it and have a 2 girl 1guy 3 some tomorrow. FUCK.

[avery0829]

I'm drunk at my buddys birthday and got a fat girl to show me here tits, fuggg it

[AT-JeffT]

Wish I was a freshman again.

[InuFaye]

I'm drunk at my buddys birthday and got a fat girl to show me here tits, fuggg it

pics or ban.

[Eecen]

Cariboo beer is the cheapest shit ever. I stopped buying it for a reason...but it's hard to beat $28/18beer, cold.

[slammin.e28]

Went to Smith Mtn Lake to meet my friend's parents.

Got shitfaced with her mom at the wine festival.

"Married" her mom, as every kept asking if we were a couple.

Got more shitfaced at her house with her parents and their friends.

Woke up and her mom had painted my toes green, after her little sister dressed me up like Edward Cullen...(not my proudest moment, but who is proud when explaining drunk ass pictures...)

Had to drive home in her sisters shirt as mine got fucked.

Going back next weekend to do it all over again. Cannot fucking wait.