The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[freeride53]

had the WILDEST waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesin evening/night/early AM of the semester....maybe the year...yesterday/last night/this early AM. all of that and i have finals this week. lol.

[MF DOOM]

posting because gin

[Kevinxkrazy]

im drunk and stupid
we created a drunk poker game

[bikerbill2021]

god damn pool parties

and it wasnt even a party, but its only the begining

[E30 Wagen]

Some things I'm scared of:
Unicyclists
Cyclops Moose
People who wear fanny-packs
Merry-go-rounds
Old, worn-out car batteries
Velociraptors
Reptiles in general
Crustaceans
Restaurant grade dishwashing machines
Accordians
Garbage trucks
The men who drive garbage trucks

[E30 Wagen]

Cactuses

[1fastETA]

^lold

[saturnv7890]

both drunk and stupid

this kills me every time

[Joe G]

i will be one year older in t-minus 1hour 11minutes. Time to get drunk.

[Aviator]

I'll be 1 hour and 11 minutes older in 1 hour and 11 minutes, getting drunk as fuck.

[MF DOOM]

hit my first tittie bar tonight. friend bought me a dance and the stripper was such a sassy bicthv. put her in check real quick tho.

[MF DOOM]

and i didnt pay for a single drink and somehow ended up with 26 extra dollars in my pocket at the end of the night

[SlaineLotten]

i really just don't like how the united states consumes the most resources in the entire world. and now how walmart is setting up other countries on the same trend.

and it doesn't seem like george bush ever seems to know what's going on.
i have no idea what sorts of things he really cares about. it's like he just wants to inspire people with his speeches.

To prevent my children addicted to the TV programmes and do harm to their eyes and study after getting the cell phone jammer I also get the RF jammer and by now everything is going on well and I am satisfied with the result.

[illest318i]

i'm knockin jewish, chinese and black bitches
and if they breaded, i even goose fat bitches
i slap bitches with my left hand
cuz they goin to sleep if i use my best hand
fuck a best man i ain't getting married
i'm gonna pimp till the day my coffin is carried
i'm very cutthroat, you know me
i don't call the cops, people call them on me
i'm on e and all kinds of shit
drunk at thizz's house, bustin rhymes and shit

nice!!

[ndfspd67]

Last week I blacked out and peed under my roommates bed, he woke up because I was using his arm to hold me up.....


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