The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[permit]

I've been done with school since Thursday, so I've been getting shit-faced since, and it's fucking awesome. I bet only a handful of kids are getting out as early as me, the rest are staying until early to mid-June (hahahaha). I so win.

[AdironRider]

Thats cause your probably still in high school

[rwh11385]

i've been done since thursday...

AND DUDE I'M SO WASTED!!!!!11

no wait... i'm in my cubicle... living up the office space life
i'm having a couple beers during lunch

[AdironRider]

First final for my ass is in 20 minutes. 2 take homes and 2 more exams to go after that.

[permit]

First final for my ass is in 20 minutes. 2 take homes and 2 more exams to go after that.

So I guess you and Heeter are in high school too?

[f u z z]

i just finished high school 2 days ago, hoorah!


DRUGS ARE BAD, LMAO1w^r&!

[dwforum]

Progressive party in the bike capital of the US = lots of amazing drunk biking.

[Jand3rson]

Just gotback from the bar after a very l0ong week at work, and all of the guys just keopt buying round afgter round of shots and beers, since everyone worlkled so many housrs the week before and have muchas large paychecks! I spent like $5 and got very nice and drunk! Now I'm at home listening to teh FLoggin Molly and feeling fine! Everyone have a fucking badass 3 day weekend and be safe!11!!!1!!!!

[rwh11385]

Just gotback from the bar after a very l0ong week at work, and all of the guys just keopt buying round afgter round of shots and beers, since everyone worlkled so many housrs the week before and have muchas large paychecks! I spent like $5 and got very nice and drunk! Now I'm at home listening to teh FLoggin Molly and feeling fine! Everyone have a fucking badass 3 day weekend and be safe!11!!!1!!!!

it's like 8pm where you are. you are such a pusssy

i'm not even gone out to the bars yet.

[Jand3rson]

it's like 8pm where you are. you are such a pusssy

i'm not even gone out to the bars yet.

7:30, but that's okay, cause I wasn;t out to get smashhed, just have a couple vbeers with some of the teh guys from work.

[Jarvis]

1:29am - time to open my first beer of the night. I hate hippies, but Magic Hat is decent.

[permit]

Look familiar anyone?

[Jarvis]

Look familiar anyone?

I've only had one of those (Bud Light) in the last two years. Before that though... at least 1/4 of them while at school. Bleh.

Oh, and word to the wise, don't drink Saint Gootz Magic Hat. It's a dark german wheat ale, which in theory is great but it has a weird fruity after taste. Almost like a touch of blueberry, or something else bitter at least.

[f u z z]

I am itchy as fuck.

[rwh11385]

i just got home from teh bars

i'm still pretty innebrated. thought it was a good idea to save cab fare and walk home... i'm pretty close to the bar district

5 and a quarter miles later.... i sorta regret that decision