Need morning after pill

[Jscotty]

I offered you double the money for the warts and I would have been able to save your mother's dignity. But now I am about to put her pics on YouTube.

[JGood]

anyone who requests a thread lock is an idiot.

nothing in this thread is even remotely serious. its all in good fun.

people who want this locked are the type of people that make the world shitty.

the only thing i was serious about is mailing jscotty my gwarts. i may still do that.

[86espowa]

balls and wieners!

[rwh11385]

but an admin has already said:

Greatest thread EVER.

but JGood and JScotty and psloan, stop whoring it, you are devaluing it. just like when you have a rundown whore worth a lot less with overuse

[Hawk]

Wouldn't be the first time

[Turf1600]

I feel a lock comin on!

why would they lock a thread in off topic?

[Hawk]

I feel a lock comin on!

[Jscotty]

What about stiffler's mom?

[Turf1600]

i'm going to call to catch a criminal.

[JGood]

psloan's sister FTW

[Turf1600]

Just for the record my sister is 14. My GF is 21.

[JGood]

this thread FTL.

[Jscotty]

Anytime I see the words "Jscotty" along with "penis, rectum, blood, and astroglide" someone in here is having a homo-fantasy.

[JGood]

to be clear - the insertion of my penis into your rectum was never mentioned. Only jgood's warty barge of a dong.

its never mentioned on this board but your sis tells me otherwise

[JGood]

I just want to know one thing- Why are you guys obsessed with putting your penises into my rectum?

we aren't, you pay us large sums of money to fulfill your fantasies.