Need morning after pill

[kylebes1]

push da bitch down the stairs - works better than a punch - and more likely to be believed it was an accident

Time proven and scientifically tested!

[Ryan Stewart]

This thread is hilarious. Reminds me of when Heeter had 99% of the members here and on E30Tech thinking he got some Myspace chick pregnant.

I'da knocked her up.

[CorvallisBMW]

OMG i think i am at trouble at work for lol'ing out loud so much. Best Thread Ever. As soon as I saw the bumper tuck comment, I knew it wasn't real. fucking hilarious!

[LINUS]

mental image?

you should have seen the look on my gf's face when we were done, and i jumped up, ran to the basement, and came back with the 12 gallon, 6.5hp Abortionator 2000. now that's a fucking expression you'll lol about.


get the heavy duty filter, that shit clogs up real quick with the standard foam.

You gotta take that act on the road. "That's gold, Jerry! Pure gold!" -Banya

[Quik325ix]

mental image?

you should have seen the look on my gf's face when we were done, and i jumped up, ran to the basement, and came back with the 12 gallon, 6.5hp Abortionator 2000. now that's a fucking expression you'll lol about.


get the heavy duty filter, that shit clogs up real quick with the standard foam.

dude...that is wrong on so many levels....but oh so great

[JGood]

mental image?

you should have seen the look on my gf's face when we were done, and i jumped up, ran to the basement, and came back with the 12 gallon, 6.5hp Abortionator 2000. now that's a fucking expression you'll lol about.


get the heavy duty filter, that shit clogs up real quick with the standard foam.

[LINUS]

I don't know what's funnier, the people who took this serious, or Kate in general. I think it struck a nerve when she heard fat & ugly, and she came out swinging.

That shop vac was a heck of a mental image - that was good for a LOL.

[Ender.]

half naked pics? where???:hitler:

EDIT: dammit, you were right...

HAHA! I guess you found the pics eh? Not what you wanted?


You guys cant take the internet so serious, I mean I know it's hard at times, but honestly. This thread has made me lol though!

[86espowa]

^^ lol.

[ping65810]

I'm sooooo happy I'm gay when I hear shit like this LOL....I really am. HAHAHAHAHA

[Adam1990325iC]

Don't feel like a dumbass for thinking it was real, didn't read that dragontail post neither and don't even know/want to know what it is. Just took it for granted as 90% of the people on most boards are morons anyways with nothing better to do than tell stories about things would be important, if they were real. Nevertheless, pretty funny, you got me.

[Jscotty]

This reminds me of when I was in high school when this girl that I liked asked me to help pay for her abortion. She would occasionally flirt with me but she would never go out with me. Had she let me have a turn on the merry-go-round, I might have helped her but I had seen that 80's teen movie more than once where the "nice guy" in the film sells everything that he has and beggs and borrows money to pay for her abortion only for her to go back to the guy that impregnated her. What was the name of that movie?

[JGood]

Lance,

My offer still stands from page one. I need a bumper tuck and I bet you are sick of your gf.

Let me know.

[Quik325ix]

yea ill go ahead and say im guilty of thinking this was real...i was more concerned for the guy though rather than wanting to call him a dumbass. So yea, feel a bit like an ass.

[Jonathan M3]

The best responses were the idiots who actually thought this was real and called called lance a dumbass, etc...

Pot, meet kettle.