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  • Kate525i
    Advanced Member
    • May 2007
    • 190

    #46
    Originally posted by Fanzotti
    Come on guys, he's fucking around.
    I just like giving lance a taste of his own medicine... he has such a good time fucking with others, it's fun to do it back.... and he may be that good of an actor, but he's taking alot of this shit kind of personal, seems like he's serious.... either that or has come up with an ingenious way to scam stupid fucks out of money.... in that case, kudos- not that it's working...

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    • Kate525i
      Advanced Member
      • May 2007
      • 190

      #47
      Originally posted by lance_entities
      don't hate. i'm just a kid. i make mistakes. now fix them for me.
      You're not a kid anymore- grow up and fix your own mistakes... i'd actually feel sorry for you if you were just bitching because you were scared and just wanted to whine.....

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      • madjurgen
        E30 Fanatic
        • May 2005
        • 1203

        #48
        wow, youre kinda dense arent you?

        As time went on, the factory developed the car each year, making it faster, more comfortable, and capable of handling at higher speeds.
        You don’t want this. You want the trickiest, most dangerous, oldest model you can find. Only then can you prove to the world that you’re a man.

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        • CobraKai
          E30 Mastermind
          • Oct 2003
          • 1544

          #49
          drop kick her in the stomach.
          -alex
          i take pictures.

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          • mattdk318i
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jun 2006
            • 3953

            #50
            maybe i should start a thread like this, All while scamming people to send me pity money.
            Start a FS thread like everyone else. I have to give you an A for effort though
            sigpic

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            • thectrlguy
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Apr 2007
              • 1042

              #51
              Done... give me your paypal address.... I'm only feeling sorry for the baby.... clearly, he/she wouldn't stand half a chance with those genes.....


              Originally posted by lance_entities
              if even just a quarter of the members of the site donate their I should be able to stop the egg from implanting with Plan B.

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              • Vedubin01
                R3V Elite
                • Jun 2006
                • 5852

                #52
                Originally posted by thectrlguy
                Done... give me your paypal address.... I'm only feeling sorry for the baby.... clearly, he/she wouldn't stand half a chance with those genes.....

                Well Said!
                Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                • Fidhle007
                  I can fly, motherfucker
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 7209

                  #53
                  Ok Lancey-Boy, here's the deal:

                  A) If you are kidding (which seems to be a popular opinion around here) it's not really that funny. Some of the responses have made my day though...

                  B) If you are serious, you're fucked. RU-52/Plan B/The Morning After Pill PREVENTS ovulation and is NOT an abortion pill. If taken no more than three days after insemination BEFORE ovulation has started you have a roughly 80% chance of preventing pregnancy but once ovulation has begun you're pretty much screwed. Thems tha breaks, kid.

                  To address the stupidity issue: engaging in sexual contact without some sort of birth control, be it a barrier method or something hormonal, WILL lead to pregnancy. Don't for a minute think that you can pull out before you get any semen in her vagina because it's already there. The likelyhood of a man's "pre-cum" containing semen is VERY high and is not a risk you want to take.

                  Good luck with either the coat hanger or finding a sense of humor! (Actually the sense of humor would be useful if you are being serious too I suppose...)

                  ~Brendan
                  '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                  '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                  http://www.avarestoration.com

                  http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                  Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                  http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                  • BeirBrennerE30
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 2740

                    #54
                    one word.... waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesPUNT!!!
                    e30sport.net
                    '86 325es - s54b32tu - 6-speed - Mtech 1
                    '89 325is - m20b25 - 5-speed - Individual​
                    '06 M3 Competition - 6-speed
                    '19 Porsche GT3 RS - 7-speed PDK
                    '94 Lancia Delta HF Integrale EvoII - Giallo Ginestra
                    '97 Range Rover Vitesse

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                    • JGood
                      R3V OG
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7959

                      #55
                      HOLY FUCKING SHIT.


                      There is so many stupid people on this board. I'm not saying I am the most intelligent being to walk this earth, but jesus fucking christ people.

                      Did everyone miss the tail of the dragon thread? Do you not see the relationship? ARE YOU THAT DENSE??? Even without that thread, I think it's fairly obvious to see that he wasn't being serious.

                      This is a joke. You know, like, ha-ha?
                      85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                      e30 restoration and V8 swap
                      24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                      • Fanzotti
                        Banned
                        • May 2006
                        • 1255

                        #56
                        ^ YEP

                        This guy is just doing a spoof of the Mega Hit "Tail of the dragon", playing in theatres: 4, 5, 6.

                        If you didn't figure that out yet, well, add a set of Koni's for me on your list to santa. I could deal with some charity myself.

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                        • madjurgen
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • May 2005
                          • 1203

                          #57
                          Originally posted by JGood
                          There is so many stupid people on this board.

                          lols

                          As time went on, the factory developed the car each year, making it faster, more comfortable, and capable of handling at higher speeds.
                          You don’t want this. You want the trickiest, most dangerous, oldest model you can find. Only then can you prove to the world that you’re a man.

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                          • JGood
                            R3V OG
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 7959

                            #58
                            Originally posted by madjurgen
                            lols
                            Yeah, I was going to just respond with something like that, but it didn't really express my real true feelings, ya know? The responses in his thread almost made me angry, to know that I have to share oxygen with people on this level.
                            85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                            e30 restoration and V8 swap
                            24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                            • Jand3rson
                              Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 37587

                              #59
                              This thread is hilarious. Reminds me of when Heeter had 99% of the members here and on E30Tech thinking he got some Myspace chick pregnant.

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                              • PУCCKAЯ_e30ka
                                E30 Fanatic
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 1226

                                #60
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