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  • kylebes1
    R3VLimited
    • May 2004
    • 2804

    #106
    Originally posted by DaveCN
    push da bitch down the stairs - works better than a punch - and more likely to be believed it was an accident
    Time proven and scientifically tested!

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    • JGood
      R3V OG
      • Jan 2004
      • 7959

      #107

      Originally posted by kylebes1
      push da bitch down the stairs - works better than a punch - and more likely to be believed it was an accident

      Time proven and scientifically tested!

      Fuck that. You can still vac the fetus out, long after the sperm and egg hitch up. Do you have any idea how much suction is created when you use the long, skinny, angle tipped extension in a vagina? Not only will it suck it out, it will put it through the steel mesh filter like a fucking cheese grater. No evidence, just a slimy pile of early life.

      You wanna talk about a queef, you should hear the sound made when you hit the reverse switch on the vac and start blowin that shit up.
      85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
      e30 restoration and V8 swap
      24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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      • kylebes1
        R3VLimited
        • May 2004
        • 2804

        #108
        Originally posted by JGood
        Fuck that. You can still vac the fetus out, long after the sperm and egg hitch up. Do you have any idea how much suction is created when you use the long, skinny, angle tipped extension in a vagina? Not only will it suck it out, it will put it through the steel mesh filter like a fucking cheese grater. No evidence, just a slimy pile of early life.

        You wanna talk about a queef, you should hear the sound made when you hit the reverse switch on the vac and start blowin that shit up.
        If you use that vacuum just right she may fall in love with you

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        • JGood
          R3V OG
          • Jan 2004
          • 7959

          #109
          Originally posted by kylebes1
          If you use that vacuum just right she may fall in love with you
          The Abortionator 2000 does not compare in satisfaction to the Impregnator 3000. My natural equipment has no competition.
          85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
          e30 restoration and V8 swap
          24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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          • kylebes1
            R3VLimited
            • May 2004
            • 2804

            #110
            Originally posted by JGood
            The Abortionator 2000 does not compare in satisfaction to the Impregnator 3000. My natural equipment has no competition.
            i am lacking i guess

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            • JGood
              R3V OG
              • Jan 2004
              • 7959

              #111
              Originally posted by kylebes1
              i am lacking i guess
              Of course you are, that's why your gf comes to me now.

              FYI, she doesn't like that vac, so don't bother.
              85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
              e30 restoration and V8 swap
              24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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              • CorvallisBMW
                Long Schlong Longhammer
                • Feb 2005
                • 13039

                #112
                lol i love this thread

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                • kylebes1
                  R3VLimited
                  • May 2004
                  • 2804

                  #113
                  Originally posted by JGood
                  Of course you are, that's why your gf comes to me now.

                  FYI, she doesn't like that vac, so don't bother.

                  So if I have to vacuum a fetus out of her it probably ain't mine

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                  • JGood
                    R3V OG
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7959

                    #114
                    Originally posted by kylebes1
                    So if I have to vacuum a fetus out of her it probably ain't mine

                    No worries. The Abortionator 2000 removes all semen, girl-created fluids, diseases, fetuses, ovaries, and anything else hiding in or around the vagina tract. With nearly 400 lbs of suction force, she will be lefty fully deflated. I will use this after every time I use her.
                    85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                    e30 restoration and V8 swap
                    24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                    • kylebes1
                      R3VLimited
                      • May 2004
                      • 2804

                      #115
                      Originally posted by JGood
                      No worries. The Abortionator 2000 removes all semen, girl-created fluids, diseases, fetuses, ovaries, and anything else hiding in or around the vagina tract. With nearly 400 lbs of suction force, she will be lefty fully deflated. I will use this after every time I use her.
                      I was wondering how you always leave it so tight!

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                      • JGood
                        R3V OG
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 7959

                        #116
                        Originally posted by kylebes1
                        I was wondering how you always leave it so tight!
                        yep. its a shame, even though its vacuum sealed, she tells me she has no idea if you've entered or not. i guess its that little. such a shame for you, man.
                        85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
                        e30 restoration and V8 swap
                        24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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                        • kylebes1
                          R3VLimited
                          • May 2004
                          • 2804

                          #117
                          Originally posted by JGood
                          yep. its a shame, even though its vacuum sealed, she tells me she has no idea if you've entered or not. i guess its that little. such a shame for you, man.
                          I have always gotten that. I should meat gaze so I will know if my meat is big or not, at least that can be my excuse.


                          LOL

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                          • aaron.j
                            E30 Addict
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 529

                            #118
                            can this thread be locked? plz.
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                            • kylebes1
                              R3VLimited
                              • May 2004
                              • 2804

                              #119
                              I think there are 6 people viewing our banter!! HAHAHA

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                              • Widm3r
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 1129

                                #120
                                Classic, someones offended...

                                I will never be able to look at a shop-vac with a straight face ever again.


                                Brian

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