Hey Hip City Kid, you deserve a Razzle!

[Funkmasta]

"drivers side airbag"
"womans side airbag"

no joke.

Sorry Justin, you're a little late on that realization ;)

[Turf1600]

Sorry Justin, you're a little late on that realization ;)

Great! I can put the kitten in the woman's side seat and drive right on home with my optional ABS!

So were you!

[Funkmasta]

So were you!

Doh! lol

[CleanAzzE30z]

Notice how they denote the driver's side and then the "woman's" side of the car.

I love that shit. hhahaha. I love how in other parts of the world, its still acceptable to be honest and not "PC". Itd feel great to say to your homie one day "Hey dude, get in on the womans side, lets go get some beer. Ill get you a spritzer, hahah"


Mariano

[CorvallisBMW]

Another Industry first ! Not only were Chelfing the first company to give you 9 cupholders and koalaskin seats, we now offer integrated George Foreman Grill in the glovebox*. Enjoy a hot, freshly prepared snack from the convenience of your drivers seat, no need to stop at services to get your hotdog ! Grill only available on GGLS model, and replaces woman's side airbag. Contact your local Chelfing dealer for more information, or email Chelfing HQ direct.

*WARNING : Driving SUV while using cellphone and operating grill may cause unwanted electrical surge and/or burn your sausage.



ROFL ROFL ROFL

[CorvallisBMW]

"Special offer ! This month only, test drive a Lunge at any participating dealer, and get a free weekend for 2 in exotic Macau. Wow ! Weekend includes flights, hotel and transfers for you and your Mistress. All the alcohol you can consume and all the fermented soyabean you can eat ! All inclusive ! See participating dealer for information, or simply email mail@chelfing.com with your name, address and contact email. Offer strictly limited, first come first served, good luck !"

Does the mistress come with the deal?

"Chelfing blends Japanese style and Italian reliability giving you the edge in the city."

Italian reliability. Now THAT is an oxymoron.

"Disc brakes, independent suspension, pollen filter - these features spell out the Razzle’s superior driving ability

ya, that pollen is a real performance killer.

"Head of Chelfings autosport division, David Trimble, gives you the benefit of his racing experience in the form of a sprightly 1.3 litre fuel injected 16 valve engine coupled with a nimble chassis"

no comment.

"car is immune to parking tickets, congestion charge, and those annoying Latvians "

ya, i hate those fuckers too.

"The fuel is then stored in a small sphere (pictured above) that easily fits in your living room, which can then be transferred by bucket to the Prune."

ok, that is just ridiculous.

"Chelfing Automotive are pleased to announce partnership with 'Team Chernobyl Racing', silly Englishmen racing old sportscar at Nurburgring for charity. In 2008 Chelfing will replace BMW as main vehicle for Team Chernobyl Racing. More at http://www.teamchernobylracing.com/ "

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?! they replaced an e30 with that shit!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? clicky on the link!!!!

[Funkmasta]

Darin, did you make that shit up? if not, LINK!!!!!!

[CorvallisBMW]

it's all there on the website. check out descriptions on the other cars.

http://www.chelfing.com/page6.htm

[CorvallisBMW]

Auto Source, 8220 E Via Paseo Del Norte, Scottsdale, AZ 85250

someone in AZ go there NOW and get pics.

Or, anyone near these:
Basil, 6179 So. Transit Road, Lockport, NY 14094, Tel 716 625 8444, Fax 716 210 0072



Hank Wankenburger Autos, No. 2 Kyoto Avenue, Stenchflap, Alabama. Tel 662 838 5510


Capital Cities Imported Cars, 617 Route 9w, Glenmont, NY 12077, Tel 518 463 3141, Fax 518 463 3193



Bill Ussery Motors, 300 Almeria Ave, Miami, FL 33134, PH: (305) 445-8593



Esserman International, 10455 NW 12th St, Miami, FL 33172, PH: (305) 477-6666


I want to know if they really exist.

EDIT: nevermind. Those dealerships aren't selling any Chelfings. In fact, the last one is a Merc dealer. Somehow I doubt he would care enough to even take a shit on one of those things.

[a3ternus]

Offer time limited, Chelfing reserves the right to substitute a cat for the kitten after certain timeframe.

:nice: