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  • Funkmasta
    R3V OG
    • May 2004
    • 7185
    #16
    ... Not seeing the humor.

    If that happened to a sister, girlfriend, friend, or wife, I guarantee you that I can run faster than that guy. Of course, his balls are too small to prey on women that arent helpless.
    Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
    That Guy.
    03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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      • imsotyerred
        R3VLimited
        • Oct 2005
        • 2529
        #17
        Originally posted by Funkmasta
        ... Not seeing the humor.

        If that happened to a sister, girlfriend, friend, or wife, I guarantee you that I can run faster than that guy. Of course, his balls are too small to prey on women that arent helpless.
        +1
        BRUTE

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          • 92 mtechnic cabrio
            Honesty is not the best policy!
            • Dec 2003
            • 4907
            #18
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

            fuck anti caps lock
            R.I.P 07/01/09 - 04/23/10 :(

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              • umad
                Noobie
                • Sep 2010
                • 1
                #19
                Originally posted by Funkmasta
                ... Not seeing the humor.

                If that happened to a sister, girlfriend, friend, or wife, I guarantee you that I can run faster than that guy. Of course, his balls are too small to prey on women that arent helpless.
                I want your address and a time you will be with your sister, girlfriend, friend, or wife. Tell her to wear a skirt or tube top. Let's see if

                A. You can run as fast as me.

                and/or

                B. I can just kick your ass

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                  • Raxe
                    R3V Elite
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5346
                    #20
                    Nice first post.


                    >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                      • Pac1373
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 1746
                        #21
                        [quote=umad;2153716]I want your address and a time you will be with your sister, girlfriend, friend, or wife. Tell her to wear a skirt or tube top. Let's see if

                        A. You can run as fast as me.

                        and/or

                        B. I can just kick your ass[/quote

                        aaaahahahah... e-peen at full erect.

                        I sense the stay is short with this one...
                        Originally Posted by ACMF74
                        i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705
                            #22
                            Originally posted by umad
                            I want your address and a time you will be with your sister, girlfriend, friend, or wife. Tell her to wear a skirt or tube top. Let's see if

                            A. You can run as fast as me.

                            and/or

                            B. I can just kick your ass
                            Someone might have cared if you posted this 2 years ago.
                            paint sucks

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                              • chadthestampede
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 3600
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                                Someone might have cared if you posted this 3 years ago.

                                fixed
                                Originally posted by LJ851
                                I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

                                Feedback

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                                  • Wh33lhop
                                    R3V OG
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 11705
                                    #24
                                    Whoops. Livin' in the past I guess. :p
                                    paint sucks

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                                      • Be30mer
                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 1121
                                        #25
                                        This umad is a horny little bastard thats been lurkin on here searched NWS in search of forum porn.
                                        Then noob found it completely necessary to revive 3 year old thread and challenge a member to a footrace.

                                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                        You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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                                          • Anguz
                                            E30 Fanatic
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 1394
                                            #26
                                            i cant see it. it says vid unavailable

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                                              • jasonsnoddy
                                                E30 Mastermind
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 1900
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Anguz
                                                i cant see it. it says vid unavailable

                                                that is because this thread is 3 years old.


                                                Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                                                ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                                                Originally posted by JakeP
                                                with a coathanger

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                                                  • Sailor37
                                                    E30 Modder
                                                    • Mar 2010
                                                    • 985
                                                    #28
                                                    umad=damu newb

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                                                      • Anguz
                                                        E30 Fanatic
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 1394
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by jasonsnoddy
                                                        that is because this thread is 3 years old.
                                                        thank you

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                                                          • SpoolnDaapex
                                                            Advanced Member
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 150
                                                            #30
                                                            lmfao. Holy mother of troll
                                                            M42: Because 110 feels like 140 :finger:

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