Espresso machine owners - latte art?

[Ray Smoodiver]

Sweet kitchen blunt

[blunttech]

Sweet kitchen blunt

thanks man, i have a very basic house with 2 things that are important to me. a big kitchen and a big garage

[Farbin Kaiber]

thanks man, i have a very basic house with 2 things that are important to me. a big kitchen and a big garage

After my own heart. You have lots of nice toys. It's good to see my Social Security going to a good wallet.

[Ray Smoodiver]

thanks man, i have a very basic house with 2 things that are important to me. a big kitchen and a big garage

You also do things right in both of them. No use in having all that space and then cocking it up.

[Dave]

This is a pot rack:



But what you have there, well . . .

[myinfernalbmw]

thanks man, i have a very basic house with 2 things that are important to me. a big kitchen and a big garage

Funny how both of them contain cocks-a-plenty

[blunttech]

This is a pot rack:



But what you have there, well . . .

my island is 4' x 10'. if i hung that pot rack over it it would be the equivalent of your cock in your pants

[Dave]

Oh geez - we are going to get into that measuring battle again?

Just like when we measured our dicks, you will lose.

Our island is 4x12 - and it is full of cabinets and drawers where we hide away things we are not using.

[blunttech]

Oh geez - we are going to get into that measuring battle again?

Just like when we measured our dicks, you will lose.

Our island is 4x12 - and it is full of cabinets and drawers where we hide away things we are not using.

The reason i lost when we measured dicks was because mine was buried 8" into your throat when i measured mine and i only was able to measure the remaining 4". next time i will withdraw it from your esophagus, wipe it on your curtains and measure the full erect monster
and you will lose

[Dave]

You pathetic shrunken up old man.

Funny how that brain disorder of yours makes you remember things the opposite of how they occurred.

You were whimpering like a little girl when you took me ATM. Next time, I will forego the courtesy wipe and give you the full dirty Sanchez.

If you stop by this way on your drive down to the Vintage, and you get on your knees and beg forgiveness, I might be gentler with you. . .

And Jethro says he wants to hear you squeal like a pig . . .

[scabzzzz]

i love this thread so much.

[Ryan Stewart]

I just make it and drink it.

[TwoJ's]

Sooo, I think it's about time that I get myself an espresso machine. I had some repairs I had to do on my rental and I'm in school, so I'm not exactly going to be a big spender on this. Can I get a decent machine for $200-$250?

I really doubt I'll be making lattes. I don't drink milk, so it'll just be espresso for me. Any brands I should look at? Shy away from?

And just for good measure, eat a blue mountain Jamaican dick.

[blunttech]

Sooo, I think it's about time that I get myself an espresso machine. I had some repairs I had to do on my rental and I'm in school, so I'm not exactly going to be a big spender on this. Can I get a decent machine for $200-$250?

I really doubt I'll be making lattes. I don't drink milk, so it'll just be espresso for me. Any brands I should look at? Shy away from?

And just for good measure, eat a blue mountain Jamaican dick.

yes you can get a decent machine for a few hundred bucks. theres a few benefits in having a commercial machine but that doesnt mean you cant make good espresso without one. with a commercial machine you gain the ability to make a shitload of drinks one after another. this is nice when company is over but otherwise its a bit of overkill. you should go to coffeesnobs or coffeegeek.com and start reading. i dont know a lot about the 2-500 dollar machines so i dont want to recommend anything i dont know about. but theres lots of knowledgeable guys to help there. i just started roasting my own beans after carl talked me into buying a roaster. i havent perfected it yet but each batch is getting better and better. its fun too. i bought the roaster with a friend who lives nearby and we get together and roast while rubbing each others buttocks.

[s0urce]

I have one of these at home now:

http://www.nespresso.com/precom/home_us_en.html?&nedlogin=

They are fucking fantastic.