Do you pickup hitch hikers?

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  • KangamangusDriver
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    All I can think of is Fear and loathing when they pick up the hitch hiker!
    "A convertable, I have never been in a convertable"

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  • Jscotty
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    Originally posted by Ablice
    How would you like it for someone else to not give you a ride in the middle of Oklahoma desert?
    If it was Jeffrey Dahmer driving, I think I would just keep walking.

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  • Ablice
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    Have given rides, taken one...

    How would you like it for someone else to not give you a ride in the middle of Oklahoma desert?

    Don't pick up dorks or jerks. Helps if you carry a hidden pistol.

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  • StereoInstaller1
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    Originally posted by Funkmasta
    actually I did pick up one hitch hiker now that I think about it...

    he was standing next to his broken down BMW... ;)
    Shit, Joe...I picked up a hitchhiker standing nest to YOUR broken BMW!

    Luke

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  • Funkmasta
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    Originally posted by kellie
    There's a difference between prostitutes and college sluts. It's minute, but it's there. :p
    You're right... college sluts PAY to BE prostitutes...

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  • kellie
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    Originally posted by Jscotty
    PLENTY! Have you ever been to a college that didn't have a bunch of horny guys hanging around the girls' dorm?
    There's a difference between prostitutes and college sluts. It's minute, but it's there. :p

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  • LivingLegend06
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    Originally posted by Jscotty
    That reminds me of when my neighbor got nailed for solcitiation of prostitution and impersonating a police officer. He was trying to pick up a prostitute who was a "real" police officer working under cover. He started talking prices and then she asked, "Are you a cop?" He said, "Yes. As a matter of fact I am. Unless you wanna go downtown you better go..ahem..'downtown' before I change my mind."

    The long and short of it was that the judge found the story to be so hillarious that he decided to drop the charges in exchange for community service.
    Thats awesome.

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  • -Javier-
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    hell fak no....lol

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  • Funkmasta
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    Originally posted by kellie
    How many hookers hang out on college campuses?
    There are LOTS of hookers at college. :)

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  • Jean
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    Originally posted by Massive Lee
    Here's a little story.

    A couple of years ago. I was driving in my 2002 along a main boulevard in downtown Montreal. Then, at a bus stop, I see a 30 year old lady hitch hiking. I thought that perhaps she just missed the bus and wanted to get somewhere quick. So I stopped and asked the lady to get in. She did not look any sexy or ugly. Just normal.

    I started the car and drove away, asking here when was last bus and where she was going. She looked at me and said something like "I don't think you get it. Perhaps it is better you stop me right here."

    What did I say? Was I offensive? Then, after I stopped and dropped her after a 1 minute ride, I suddenly got it. She was a prostitute, pretending to hitch hike to "fool" the law. Damn. Am I innocent.

    So, from now on, I never give rides too anyone within the city's limits.
    LOL

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  • Jscotty
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    Originally posted by Massive Lee
    Yeah. And if she had been an undercover cop, asking her for a quote on sexual services is enough to have me arrested. 8-)
    That reminds me of when my neighbor got nailed for solcitiation of prostitution and impersonating a police officer. He was trying to pick up a prostitute who was a "real" police officer working under cover. He started talking prices and then she asked, "Are you a cop?" He said, "Yes. As a matter of fact I am. Unless you wanna go downtown you better go..ahem..'downtown' before I change my mind."

    The long and short of it was that the judge found the story to be so hillarious that he decided to drop the charges in exchange for community service.

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  • euro3
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    Originally posted by Massive Lee
    Yeah. And if she had been an undercover cop, asking her for a quote on sexual services is enough to have me arrested. 8-)
    yea, so then I'd be a jailbird

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  • Massive Lee
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    Originally posted by euro3
    Shoulda got some price quotes before dropping her off
    Yeah. And if she had been an undercover cop, asking her for a quote on sexual services is enough to have me arrested. 8-)

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  • TopOfTheLine89
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    Originally posted by rede30
    I have picked up a few, pretty much always when i have a buddy in the car. I have done it a few times but in towns that i know. I skated around today for about an hour and found myself very downhill from my house. I stuck my thumb up for less than a min but my mom drove by and picked me up so that doesnt count. Its a good way to get around.
    Why not just skitch a ride? LOL.

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  • euro3
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    Originally posted by Massive Lee
    Here's a little story.

    A couple of years ago. I was driving in my 2002 along a main boulevard in downtown Montreal. Then, at a bus stop, I see a 30 year old lady hitch hiking. I thought that perhaps she just missed the bus and wanted to get somewhere quick. So I stopped and asked the lady to get in. She did not look any sexy or ugly. Just normal.

    I started the car and drove away, asking here when was last bus and where she was going. She looked at me and said something like "I don't think you get it. Perhaps it is better you stop me right here."

    What did I say? Was I offensive? Then, after I stopped and dropped her after a 1 minute ride, I suddenly got it. She was a prostitute, pretending to hitch hike to "fool" the law. Damn. Am I innocent.

    So, from now on, I never give rides too anyone within the city's limits.
    Shoulda got some price quotes before dropping her off

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