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  • Quik325ix
    Grease Monkey
    • Mar 2005
    • 381

    #1

    girlfriend got tonsils taken out

    So my girlfriend had her tonsils taken out 2 days before her birthday. That was Wednesday. It is now Sunday. I have been subjected to not 4. Not 5. But 6 hours of Jane Austen movies. My estrogen levels are reaching a critical point. My breasts are becoming tender and im getting emotional.
  • Avus E30
    No R3VLimiter
    • Feb 2005
    • 3650

    #2
    hahahahahahahahha bitch
    HDE30 <3

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    • gazellebeigem3
      No R3VLimiter
      • Jun 2005
      • 3712

      #3
      ahahahahahahahahahahahaha



















      .....


















      hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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      • mudflaps
        Banned
        • May 2006
        • 808

        #4
        go do something manly:

        change your oil, bong liter of Jagermeister, or take a shit while running at full speed.

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        • Quik325ix
          Grease Monkey
          • Mar 2005
          • 381

          #5
          Originally posted by mudflaps
          go do something manly:

          change your oil, bong liter of Jagermeister, or take a shit while running at full speed.
          hahahaha. yea its getting painful. She just broke out the Sarah Evans. Im about to break out my Johnnie Walker

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          • mudflaps
            Banned
            • May 2006
            • 808

            #6
            Originally posted by Quik325ix
            hahahaha. yea its getting painful. She just broke out the Sarah Evans. Im about to break out my Johnnie Walker
            better be black label

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            • Quik325ix
              Grease Monkey
              • Mar 2005
              • 381

              #7
              green actually....i roll deep

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              • Avus E30
                No R3VLimiter
                • Feb 2005
                • 3650

                #8
                I expect the post green label phone call in about an hr
                HDE30 <3

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                • Quik325ix
                  Grease Monkey
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 381

                  #9
                  hahaha
                  not until its griz time.






                  btw. good scotch, hijacked hydrocodone from g/f, and grizzly could make for a very dirty combo. I suspect this could lead to a redecoration of the interior of the ix. and i had gyros for lunch.

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                  • mudflaps
                    Banned
                    • May 2006
                    • 808

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Quik325ix
                    hahaha
                    not until its griz time.






                    btw. good scotch, hijacked hydrocodone from g/f, and grizzly could make for a very dirty combo. I suspect this could lead to a redecoration of the interior of the ix. and i had gyros for lunch.
                    griz + walker + pills + gyros. hmm, something tells me you are going to take one nasty shit.

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                    • atomic
                      R3V Elite
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 5691

                      #11
                      Sounds like you need to brake the cock out and massage her throat for her !!! And then give her a big load of B-Day present !!!

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                      • Quik325ix
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 381

                        #12
                        Originally posted by atomic
                        Sounds like you need to brake the cock out and massage her throat for her !!! And then give her a big load of B-Day present !!!
                        i like where your head is at....however...i dont think that the sutures that she has in the back of her throat would feel to nice. good thought though

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