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    So my girlfriend had her tonsils taken out 2 days before her birthday. That was Wednesday. It is now Sunday. I have been subjected to not 4. Not 5. But 6 hours of Jane Austen movies. My estrogen levels are reaching a critical point. My breasts are becoming tender and im getting emotional.

    #2
    hahahahahahahahha bitch
    HDE30 <3

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      #3
      ahahahahahahahahahahahaha



















      .....


















      hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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        #4
        go do something manly:

        change your oil, bong liter of Jagermeister, or take a shit while running at full speed.

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudflaps View Post
          go do something manly:

          change your oil, bong liter of Jagermeister, or take a shit while running at full speed.
          hahahaha. yea its getting painful. She just broke out the Sarah Evans. Im about to break out my Johnnie Walker

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            #6
            Originally posted by Quik325ix View Post
            hahahaha. yea its getting painful. She just broke out the Sarah Evans. Im about to break out my Johnnie Walker
            better be black label

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              #7
              green actually....i roll deep

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                #8
                I expect the post green label phone call in about an hr
                HDE30 <3

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                  #9
                  hahaha
                  not until its griz time.






                  btw. good scotch, hijacked hydrocodone from g/f, and grizzly could make for a very dirty combo. I suspect this could lead to a redecoration of the interior of the ix. and i had gyros for lunch.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Quik325ix View Post
                    hahaha
                    not until its griz time.






                    btw. good scotch, hijacked hydrocodone from g/f, and grizzly could make for a very dirty combo. I suspect this could lead to a redecoration of the interior of the ix. and i had gyros for lunch.
                    griz + walker + pills + gyros. hmm, something tells me you are going to take one nasty shit.

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                      #11
                      Sounds like you need to brake the cock out and massage her throat for her !!! And then give her a big load of B-Day present !!!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by atomic View Post
                        Sounds like you need to brake the cock out and massage her throat for her !!! And then give her a big load of B-Day present !!!
                        i like where your head is at....however...i dont think that the sutures that she has in the back of her throat would feel to nice. good thought though

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