help me write my resignation

[Ryan Stewart]

Say,

OMGhi2u. EAD.

KTHNXBY

Fixed

[Jscotty]

Here's mine.

[BeirBrennerE30]

P.S. And I'm taking the goldfish with me!!!

[e30sd]

i didnt know you had to tender written form of resignation at the photo hut?>

[uofom3]

^zing

[kylebes1]

i didnt know you had to tender written form of resignation at the photo hut?>

I worked there so I could develop the pictures we made together, you know that time... well you probably don't remember considering.

[ivo316]

To whom it my concern:

After years of triying to adapt to your salary, I have decided to leave the company to pursue hapiness, this of course needs me to increase my income, so i decided to go on welfare now, at least on food stamps I will be able to eat something. Regarding the overall IQ of my fellow workers. it's certainly below average if the stay working there, staring in the distance like cows I could not help smiling as I left.

Above all i have to thank you and all the managing stafff for letting me now that there are human beings who were born with no brain cells whatsoever (don't take this as an offense), it is meant to the retards that hired you. I thank you for making my stay in your company so miserable, that I had to quit to prevent mindloss, or what is even worse, weightloss due to lack of protein.

Please keep up the shitty work, and do not change your managing goals, i will laugh my ass out in a couple of months when you go bankrupt.

If you are thinking of calling the FBI, save them some work, it was me who emptied all the corporate accounts and stashed your US$ 50.000.000 in some overseas country in a numbered account.

Bye guys, I'll call you from Tahiti...

[Bill-B]

To whom it my concern:

After years of triying to adapt to your salary, I have decided to leave the company to pursue hapiness, this of course needs me to increase my income, so i decided to go on welfare now, at least on food stamps I will be able to eat something. Regarding the overall IQ of my fellow workers. it's certainly below average if the stay working there, staring in the distance like cows I could not help smiling as I left.

Above all i have to thank you and all the managing stafff for letting me now that there are human beings who were born with no brain cells whatsoever (don't take this as an offense), it is meant to the retards that hired you. I thank you for making my stay in your company so miserable, that I had to quit to prevent mindloss, or what is even worse, weightloss due to lack of protein.

Please keep up the shitty work, and do not change your managing goals, i will laugh my ass out in a couple of months when you go bankrupt.

If you are thinking of calling the FBI, save them some work, it was me who emptied all the corporate accounts and stashed your US$ 50.000.000 in some overseas country in a numbered account.

Bye guys, I'll call you from Tahiti...

[monty]

Who writes a letter? Tell 'em to their face. Do you
not enjoy doing the TPS reports anymore?

[kylebes1]

Who writes a letter? Tell 'em to their face. Do you
not enjoy doing the TPS reports anymore?

Oh the TPS reports. We have a meeting about TPS reports scheduled for today, but I will need to turn those TPS reports in before the TPS report meeting.

IVO16, you hit the nail on the head! Instead of a height requirement, at our door there is a sign that says you "Must be or be able to fake incompetence to enter" I just don't fit the business model.

[Maluco]

My past two were:

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!!!! (as I throw the cigarette I lit up in their office sideways towards a wall, creating a beautiful mini-firework display from the impact of the cherry and the wall)

[kylebes1]

I did it that way once.

As I said this is a pretty good company and nice people, so there is no reason to burn the bridge.

Besides, it is done. My boss just said thank you for the hard work and thanks for staying for the two weeks

[Mystikal]

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, YOU'RE cool, fuck you, I'M OUT!

Buahahaha. Where is that from again? I love it.

Jay