Ok so I am parting out the e34.
Monday a guy calls and wants the seat, but does not want to drive up from ATL. I tell him I will bring it to work which is half way. he agrees, but still wants me to meet him closer or something. I just say it will be at my work and you can come get it. He tries to explain to me how to remove the seat properly and I am like WTF! I know how to do it I tell him. He says ok, just as long as everything is included. I am like what? everything that is part of a seat will be with the seat. I am frustrated at this point, but $100 is $100.
Tuesday he calls and says a friend will pick it up. The friend calls me and asks if I can meet him somewhere else. No, pick it up here. He says everything is included rihgt. I am like yea, just like yesterday.
Today he calls and asks if the bolts are included. I am like well they are in the car, so if you want them you can come get them, or I can mail them. He says, I don't know I will have to call my friend I the deal was everything was included. I am like WTF, FUCK. I will mail it to you. he says well I will give you most of the money and you can send the bolts... I stopped him and said no I need the 100 before the seat goes anywhere. he saya ok that will be ok, but when will you send them? I say tomorrow, he says I guess I am going to just trust you, I say ok good bye.
A few minutes ago person #3 calls and says he is at my work to pick up the seat. guy #2 calls at the same time so I ask if he knows #3. yes, he is picking it up because I cannot make it. WTF no one mentioned this.
I go down to talk to #3, get the seat out of the back of the Volvo, after folding down the bike carrier and muscling the seat out he says all he has is a check and debit card. I just look at him. he says cash only? Yes.
I had to tell him where to go to find money, as he is from not around here.
I was going to leave work at 2:30, but now i have to wait for this monkey!
OMG WTF SHIT!
Oh I will give you one guess as to what their accent is...
Monday a guy calls and wants the seat, but does not want to drive up from ATL. I tell him I will bring it to work which is half way. he agrees, but still wants me to meet him closer or something. I just say it will be at my work and you can come get it. He tries to explain to me how to remove the seat properly and I am like WTF! I know how to do it I tell him. He says ok, just as long as everything is included. I am like what? everything that is part of a seat will be with the seat. I am frustrated at this point, but $100 is $100.
Tuesday he calls and says a friend will pick it up. The friend calls me and asks if I can meet him somewhere else. No, pick it up here. He says everything is included rihgt. I am like yea, just like yesterday.
Today he calls and asks if the bolts are included. I am like well they are in the car, so if you want them you can come get them, or I can mail them. He says, I don't know I will have to call my friend I the deal was everything was included. I am like WTF, FUCK. I will mail it to you. he says well I will give you most of the money and you can send the bolts... I stopped him and said no I need the 100 before the seat goes anywhere. he saya ok that will be ok, but when will you send them? I say tomorrow, he says I guess I am going to just trust you, I say ok good bye.
A few minutes ago person #3 calls and says he is at my work to pick up the seat. guy #2 calls at the same time so I ask if he knows #3. yes, he is picking it up because I cannot make it. WTF no one mentioned this.
I go down to talk to #3, get the seat out of the back of the Volvo, after folding down the bike carrier and muscling the seat out he says all he has is a check and debit card. I just look at him. he says cash only? Yes.
I had to tell him where to go to find money, as he is from not around here.
I was going to leave work at 2:30, but now i have to wait for this monkey!
OMG WTF SHIT!
Oh I will give you one guess as to what their accent is...
. At least they didnt jack you up are of with seat plus said dollar note combinations.
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