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    F**K BEEs

    Sand wasps to be more precise (at least I think...)...

    Well, as some of you know, I am in the lawn care industry. For the past week I have been lucky and UNlucky enough to be doing Aeration and Overseedings, the most expensive applications we do, also the most time and effort consuming. Basically I lug around a huge machine that essentially pulls plugs of soil to reduce the thatch layer, therefore allowing more sun and water to enter the soil and get microbes goin, which in turn makes for a healthier lawn... ANYways, the machine is about 4 feet wide, has a big roller in the front, and the tines that poke into the ground in back. I pull the lever, it goes... kinda like a big, bulky, heavy, annoyingly loud and obnoxious lawn mower.

    So I'm doing this lawn, its only about 5,000 sq ft, so it should only take me about a half hour to complete the aeration, and then spread some seed over top. This a beautiful house in Essex right on a lake, big house with a three car garage and a SEPERATE HUGE garage for their RV. So I take my aerator out of the pick-up, and get to doin the damn thing.

    I figure it's easiest to make a few border passes and work my way into the middle so i have room to turn the machine around so that I dont get these dirt plugs all over their driveway and such, so I start on the sides of the driveway and go to make my way around their huge RV garage. I do a pass, then another, and go to make my third pass.

    All of a sudden, I feel a burning sensation on my hand... then my neck, then my arms, then my HEAD, WTF?!?! So I look down and BEES ARE EVERYWHERE! I immediately freak out. I ran from that aerator so fast, I might have bent the steel toe in my boots if I would have tripped. Like a little girl, I retreat to my truck, lock myself in, and shake like a leaf in a stiff breeze. Then I notice, THERE'S STILL BEES ON ME!

    So I get out of the truck, take my shirt off, drop my pants, and do a little jig, reminiscent of the harlem shake. When I was sure the bees were off me, I got back in the truck. I proceeded to pull stingers out of my neck, arms, hands and head... a total of 27. Yeah I said it... 27.

    I sit there for a while, crying like a child and shaking, not knowing if Im allergic to bees. I havent been stung by a bee since I was a baby, and then, it was only one bee... not dozens. I call my manager, he says to wait it out, let the bees disperse, get my aerator on my truck and get the hell out of there.

    I sit there for a few minutes, then go to try to retrieve my aerator. I felt like I was walking into a dark cave where I knew there was a bear. I was terrified. I look to my aerator which has been just chillin, runnin on these peoples lawn. It is, in fact, STILL surrounded by bees. I round about behind it, and look at it again... Then I noticed the bees were COMING FROM THE GROUND.

    Im thinking to myself, "what kind of freakish Gears of War type of insect IS THIS?!" I then thought about it deeper, and figured it had to be some kind of burrowing wasp, and I must've sunk the aerator right into their hive in the soil. I ran to my aerator and pushed like I was competing in the push cart derby. Put it on my truck, and BOOKED it.

    I banged out a couple more houses, and called it a day.


    Long story short. Fuck bees. And wasps (thanks hugh, lol)
    Last edited by Majikal; 08-27-2007, 11:46 AM.

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    bees are our friends. without them we don't eat. fuck wasps.
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      #3
      That happened to a friend of mine once. He was walking around his back yard and stepped on an underground bee hive and got stung 12 times.

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        #4
        Didn't even put up a fight ? lol
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          #5
          sounds like you pissed off some yellow jacket wasps !! here is a link



          They are the only bees I know of that make nest underground. I have had this happen to me as well but instead of an aerator I was using a weed eater doing some trimming. Got hit about 20 times by the little fuckers.....

          The only thing you can do or the home owner is locate the entry to the nest and there can be two of them too. And pour gas in the entry quickly and run. Best to wait until right at dark when they are likely not going to come out.... The vapors of the gas alone will kill them no need to light it....

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            #6
            Originally posted by Jean View Post
            Didn't even put up a fight ? lol
            hell no, I ran like a bitch... all that was running through my mind was Dane Cooks "who gets killed by bees?" skit. lol.

            EDIT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=tGky-qGc7fo for reference (nws for language)

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              #7
              Yeah fuck wasps. I had a few nests growing in the eaves of a garage door earlier this summer. Well I finish working on the car for the day, and I go to shut the garage door with the garage door opener. Well glory be, there's a power outage. I pull the cord that disengages the door opener from the garage door, and go outside to shut it manually. I bring the door down, but it gets stuck on something 4" from closing. I put my foot on the foot peg and slam the door shut.

              Well whaddya know, this displeases the Big Bad Wasps in their fucking nest, and they swarm me. They don't make a beeline, they sort of make a swarming motion which is roughly a parabolic path. I swatted all over the place and fortunately only got lightly stung once on my temple.

              In short, fuck wasps/yellowjackets.

              I killed their asses with a can of foaming wasp spray. Normally I leave bugs alone, but they started shit. I ended shit.
              Last edited by FredK; 08-27-2007, 12:22 PM. Reason: clarity

              Originally posted by whysimon
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                #8
                Had to 'bee' said by someone...
                Last edited by VacMan; 11-02-2007, 01:28 PM.


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                  #9
                  One of my friends from work said he would have recorded me and put me on youtube. I literally scrambled like Reggie Bush trying to get to the endzone. I hopped a small stone wall, dodged shruberry and danced half naked. It was quite a funny site Im sure.

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                    #10
                    yeah I am sure I looked like and idiot as well; I wanted to yell WHAT THE FUCK!!!! at the top of my lungs but there were kids playing outside, so instead I scrambled around and yelled WHAT THE HELL!

                    Originally posted by whysimon
                    WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                      #11
                      Those little bastards piss me off along with other wasps but I am not bothered by them unless they start it first. On the other hand this post I made the other week on here about the most aggressive bee out there is what I fear the most. I have had runins with them and thank GOD!! and I was not stung by one although I know someone who wasn't as lucky too... Here is the link to the post I made on the " Hornets From HELL " !!!!!!



                      japanese hornets bring the most powerful sting of all bees in the world. It rots human flesh where they sting you at ENJOY !!!!

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                        #12
                        Beads?
                        Originally posted by Mr Watsonsilver
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by atomic View Post
                          sounds like you pissed off some yellow jacket wasps !! here is a link



                          They are the only bees I know of that make nest underground.

                          Don't Mud-Dauber wasps do the same?
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by shiftbmw View Post
                            Don't Mud-Dauber wasps do the same?

                            yeah but these werent mud daubers, mud daubers are long and thin bodied, these def were yellow jackets, little fuckers.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by shiftbmw View Post
                              Don't Mud-Dauber wasps do the same?

                              mud-daubers usually build those mud tubes that are built on walls and under eaves and such. Not usually underground and are not that aggressive either over their nest.

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