Most embarassing thing you did in your life?

[Jscotty]

Hmm.. I don't know what was the most embarassing but I did have a moment that I can recall immediately:

I was in middle school (junior high) and in our particular school district we would start school an hour later than the elementary students. It just happened so that the same bus driver was responsible for making both trips an hour apart. When daylight savings time was over and the clocks went back we didn't set our clocks in the house so the whole morning I thought that it was an hour later than it actually was.

Completely unaware of the time change I thought I was running a few minutes late. I ran up the hill and around the corner to the bus stop and saw the bus sitting there as the last 3 kids got on. I ran to catch the bus at the last second just before the doors were closing. The driver let me on, and as soon as I got to the top of the steps, I saw lunch boxes and colorful bookbags etc. Then I realized I was on the WRONG BUS. The kids in the neighborhood laughed at me for a long time after that.

[Turf1600]

psloan = MRS CHEERIOS for now on

It's pretty old now - but still a funny story.

[atomic]

psloan = MRS CHEERIOS for now on

[Turf1600]

I've got a couple.

When i was in kindergarden the teacher wouldn't let me go to the restroom so I pissed in my pants. I was wearing khaki shorts at the time so it didn't turn out well. When she asked me what happened I told her that my shorts changed color according to the temperature and it was warm in the room. i thought I made a pretty convincing argument. I had to go to the nurse and pick clothes out of that pile of shit people left behind or whatever. Everyone knew what had happened.

When I was in 6th grade on the first day of school we had a class orientation. I was an avid skater back then and looked the part - sort of. I had on a vintage cheerios shirt and i had long hair. I was sitting near the front row - the principal was asking people questions. He decided to ask me something and referred to me "MRS cheerios" As you can imagine, that name stuck with me for a LONG time. Great intro to middle school, eh?

[Farbin Kaiber]

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[blunttech]

this isnt the most embarrassing but it just happened last week and it will do for now. i run a world wide BMW parts conglomerate known as blunt tech industries and as a lead in to this story i will tell you that one of the reasons im so successful is our customer service is second to none. last week i had a hot order shipping to australia and i had picked it up at my confidential parts source, packaged it on site and headed to fedex to drop it off. it was hotter than a motherfucker out and after jumping in my f250 super duty extended cab V10 powered lariat package optioned pick up i cracked a bottle of carbonated water. it promptly overflowed and spilled all over the crotch of my jeans. now im at fed ex and dont know what to do. it seriously looks like i pissed my pants hardcore. the way a drunk homeless bum might piss himself. i can drive home and change (about 10 miles round trip) or say fuck it and just go in and hope nobody sees me. i scope the lot and its fairly deserted. i was more concerned with getting this shipment going so i said fuck it and walked in. as soon as i open the front door to walk in this smokin hot chick is right in front of me and she looks right at my crotch and gets this look on her face like shes going to bust out laughing. i started to say "its just water" but then thought "fuck it" and i just kept walking. it seemed like everyone in the place was looking at me so i dropped it off and bolted. by the time i got home it was nearly dry as it was so hot

[BingM3]

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I have 2 embarassing stories from 4th grade.

I farted during silent reading time and everybody started laughing.

Another time I spilled apple juice on my crotch during lunch and everybody thought I had pissed myself. I swear to god it was apple juice. Not even my teacher believed me.

[hugh jass]

15 WTF, that is embarassing:)

couldn't hold it man, and the dick working the door wouldn't let me go back in to crap. best part was i had to ride home with my 2 rocker friends in my friend's mom's car with a load in my pants and try to play it off.

[Il Duce]

hahahah luke.

[JK_E30]

The good thing? next day, she asked me out and we dated for a little bit. But it was 5th grade, so no one really cared.

she still fucking asked you out?

wow...

[StereoInstaller1]

What the fuck, did I log in to E30tech?

[JGood]

I was trying to get with this girl when I was probably 16-17. Agreed to go to some church shit as this guys house that she went to every week, just to get some brownie points. Her dad is some church speaker dude. He's doing some prayer shit, and spills the beans that he has some terminal disease. Said girl starts crying and everyone is stunned and shit. I hadn't been feeling well all night. So I'm standing there, and start blacking out. You know, it gets black around the outside of your eyes and you get lightheaded. I heard a crash, and I wake up inside of a coffee table. It fucking hurts. There was a long coffee table with like squares of glass built into the top. I went through one of these glass squares and was jammed in there with shards of glass all around me. It was fucking awesome.

[BingM3]

shit my pants at the movies when i was 15

15 WTF, that is embarassing:)

[hugh jass]

shit my pants at the movies when i was 15