Most embarassing thing you did in your life?

[kylebes1]

Each day trumps the last

[Farbin Kaiber]

I put a diff sytle fill bottle of GL-5 on my nightstand in regards to Blunt's ability to go "ape shit"

[atomic]

I was grade 2 in school, had my khaki shorts on at a private school...then I felt something warm, I was so scared what to do

Where was the school catholic priest at this time ??? Hmmmmmmmmm.......

[86espowa]

I am busy here at work too. i will try to let a story pour out of my ass..(no pun intended ;-))

I was in fifth grade. there was a girl i thought was a little cutie, and i told a few people i was thinking of asking her out and whatnot. It was the end of the day, and i was waiting for them to call my bus number so i could leave the classroom and go down to my bus. a few kids stayed afterschool to do homework and shit.

So i am waiting, and i see my friends walk over to the girl (whos name was jessica) and start talking to her, and then as i watch i see her look up and point at me and say "He does?" i freaked out, started to leave the classroom out of embarassment that my friends had to ask a girl out for me (even though i would have done it). i start to run and i jump over these kids playing go-gos (little plastic things you flick at each other). i dont make it, my leading foot slips out from under me cause of the damn go-gos, i fall sideways, clock my face off of a table with my cheek and temple, blood in my mouth and for some ungodly reason, i piss all the piss i possibly had all over myself. I mean i just pissed for no reason. wearing tan pants too. I quickly get up and walked out of the class.

The good thing? next day, she asked me out and we dated for a little bit. But it was 5th grade, so no one really cared.

[BingM3]

I was grade 2 in school, had my khaki shorts on at a private school...then I felt something warm, I was so scared what to do, ran into the bathroom, as usual the toilet paper was not enough....so what to do now?

Wiped my ass with my underwear, not enough, then had no choice but to wipe my butt all over the bathroom stall walls...

When I got home that day, there was a smile in my face---seeing either a janitor's face or another student discover my DNA

C'mon now, I know you have worst stories than I do, share them! Past is past and we were young:)

AS YOU CAN SEE I AM BUSY AT WORK:)