Most embarassing thing you did in your life?

[BenM]

I was a sophmore in high school. Sitting in math class, I was holding a big fart in. The teacher caught me off guard with a question and I answered with a massive rip. The whole class laughed and so did the teacher. It was pretty funny.

My second senior year in high school, I got invited to this party by this girl. I bring 2 of my good friends and end up pregaming at her house. One friend is driving my car, the other is pressuring me to drink, so I had about 4 beers in the course of 20 minutes. We then proceed to go the party. All I remember is getting really shitfaced, then dragged up a treehouse about 20ft. off the ground by this girl and making out with her. The last thing I remember is unzipping my pants. I wake up on my front lawn missing my wallet and cell phone. *Apparently, right as I was unzipping my pants for some head, I threwup all over the side of the treehouse, and then kept making out with the chick, then passed out. I also tried to climb out of my car on the way home while going 45mph. My friend was driving and had to pull me back in (thank god for seatbelts). I was pretty shocked to learn all this.

[Farbin Kaiber]

umm...feel like that quiet guy at the back of the party, just read whole thread and have nothing worth mentioning other than when I lobbed the tip of my finger off in a gt3065 turbo. See Avitar

Thats almost admirable...almost.

[Turf1600]

umm...feel like that quiet guy at the back of the party, just read whole thread and have nothing worth mentioning other than when I lobbed the tip of my finger off in a gt3065 turbo. See Avitar

Thats funny as hell.

[NABR 1337]

umm...feel like that quiet guy at the back of the party, just read whole thread and have nothing worth mentioning other than when I lobbed the tip of my finger off in a gt3065 turbo. See Avitar

[bolognablake]

I don't drink, but I went out with some guys after work one night to celebrate some of us getting promotions. I had a huge mug of Blue Moon at the bar, then two more at the table. For some one who doesn't drink and downed close to a gallon of beer, I thought I was doing ok. Then the server brought out the checks. It had the number '6' beside the beer and the price. I knew I only drank 3. I started yelling at the table, loud enough that the manager came over. Then the waiter walked by and I started yelling at him too.

He looks at me, looks at my check and says "6 is the seat number". I look again, and I then notice that there are only 3 beer on the check.

I felt like an ass.

[payney8]

HAHAHAH at ivo you command respect

[ivo316]

I don't drink, but this girl I met (about 5 years ago) insisted i drank with her, i complied and we had some vodka (in fact lots of it), so here we are, an hour later triying to have sex, i'm making a dick out of myself because i'm drunk as hell, and then all of a sudden I PUKED ALL OVER HER, she was really understanding about it that night, but I never heard of her again... :p

[speedhop]

at this thread

When I was younger I traveled a lot, split home with parents on either side of country...anyways 10 yr old on plane who had to pee to the point where it feels like you have needles shooting out your pee hole.

I run to the bathroom, those tiny little shit smelling port-a-potties on a plane, do my thing and attempt to get out....but in my blissful piss eradication I can't find the handle to get out. Picture a 10 year old alone on a plane pounding on the door having a panic attack because he thinks he's stuck in the shit hole the rest of eternity. A few seconds of pounding and the flight attendant, large black woman, opens the door nonchalantly proclaiming "all you had to do is push" in her, you're an idiot voice. Everyone on the plane thought I was dying or having a seizure. I'm walking back getting the strangest looks from all these people and I get to go back to my seat and brood next to the sleeping fat ass who piles over into my seat for the next 5 hours. Those tricky doors that you pull and the light turns on fuck me over all the time...I'll never forget it.

Is it just me or does it seem like the second you step into those bathrooms turbulence is just waiting to hit, begging for you to piss all over yourself while, those of us who are taller are attempting to balance your foot on the sink and your head on the ceiling just so you don't spray all over the place?

[AndrewBird]

I have a few.

In the 7th or 8th grade, there was this joke that consisted of pouring apple juice into one of the plastic bags that the hamburgers came in at lunch and calling it “piss in a bag”. Well, one day, the piss is being passed around the table like it’s real piss and it’s gross. The kid across the table from me grabs it and tosses it across the table towards me. The bad lads, flops over, and the apple juice shoots straight at me, all over my crotch. The usual pissed your pants look followed and I had to call my mom to bring me clean pants. That kid got dump in a trash can head first the next day.

In the 8th grade (again), I knew a girl who had a twin, but I didn’t know she had a twin at first. Well, I always you to kind of flirt with her and mess with her by giving her “Jumper Cables”, poking the sides of her stomach to make her jump. I’m walking to class one day on in front of me I see her. So I sneak up behind her and do it. She jumps so much she drops all her books and it scares the shit out of her. AS she turns around, I realize it isn't her and later find out it was her twin. I felt so bad and was so embarrassed.

I went to Japan my Junior year in high school as part of a band exchange program. The deal is, we go there ever other year, they come here, ever other year. But anyways, we had this big concert over there in this AMAZING theater. The night of the concert, I realize I didn't bring any dress shoes and the only shoes I had were black and brown Etnies with BRIGHT yellow laces. And I play in the center front row. Felt a little silly, but it worked ok since we were playing Jazz.

See me?


Oh, and the girl hula hooping, She has won several hula hooping contests. She hula hooped while we played Sing, Sing, Sing. Ended up SO badass.

[Bill-B]

I hope to god you apologized and explained.

I did my best to try, she wouldn't let me talk after that

[StereoInstaller1]

I drive a 1988 Chevy Astro.

It is dark green, cheapass 10 year old Maaco paint.

It says "Loud & Clear Car Audio" on the side.

That, my boys, is embarassing.

[jflip2002]

In 2nd grade, we used to have to take the ice cream bucket with a clothes pin with our name on it, to the rest room. It was like our hall pass. Well, I went to take a fat shit. And even as a little kid, I didnt wanna smell, or bring the hsit smell back to me. So I neatly hung up my shirt, neatly took of my pants and hung those up too.

well some ass hole 6th graders came in, kicked in the bathroom stall, and started laughing. Up until about last year, I couldnt shit anywhere besides at home or a hotel. Now I only shit at home or at work lol.

[UNHCLL]

Living life on the edge. Watch out for this guy.

According to the foreman at the job site... it was "dangerous".
Apparently they thought that a pair of leather dress shoes would protect your feet from a falling i-beam better than sneakers.

I spent the next hour of the meeting outside the facility walking around while they toured the inside.

doh!

[JGood]

I wore sneakers to a business meeting once.

My friend needed to borrow shoes for an important meeting once. I was very hung over and when he came to my house I had the shoes in a bag for him.

Apparently I was not just hungover, but instead still drunk when I bagged them up. He got to the meeting and found in the bag 2 different shoes, and they were both lefty's. One was a timberland work boot, the other was a nice dress shoe.

[DEV0 E30]

I wore sneakers to a business meeting once.

Living life on the edge. Watch out for this guy.