Most embarassing thing you did in your life?

[Farbin Kaiber]

Almost 2 years ago now,
I was at a mates house with a bunch of friends, just having a *few* beers,
and basically got really drunk and passed out on the couch, leaving me perfectly vulnerable.
So one of my good mates decides it would be shit funny to whip out his dick,
an introduce it to my forehead...
Naturally it was filmed by like three different people...
Worst part being, i didn't find out until like a year ago when i discovered the video on someones phone!
video did the rounds of course, probably still out there i guess.
I just hate that for so long EVERYONE knew, except me.

pretty fuking embarrassing...


Got another one, However this is one of those "you had to be there" type things... sort of.

this is more recent;
Best friends 19th (twins)
arrive about 10pm at there house, and they are expecting about 50 people or so. They had a pretty big 18th, so i was expecting a good night.
Anyway 1 hour a shot glass, and a bottle of jager later (which i brought to a supplied party), i am fuking wasted.
and i mean written off...
meanwhile every one sipping away at there champagnes ect, making conversation and getting to know all our new friends from different uni's,
I'm wandering around like a fuking ass, making a complete fool of myself, dropping food on the flaw, bumping into people, being the butt of lame jokes that i cant retaliate to, due to drunkenness and beeing down right embarrassing to all of my friends.
My good mate drove me home like 1130, and i woke up like... so what happened last night guys?
They were not impressed to say the least.
I couldn't believe what they were telling me, i was so embarrassed and ashamed... Bad night.

OH, and apparently i was hitting on they're 16yo sister (i'm 18)

That was much worse though because i embarrassed my friends more than anything...

The best part of all of that reading was the 'roo in your sig.

[JamesE30]

Almost 2 years ago now,
I was at a mates house with a bunch of friends, just having a *few* beers,
and basically got really drunk and passed out on the couch, leaving me perfectly vulnerable.
So one of my good mates decides it would be shit funny to whip out his dick,
an introduce it to my forehead...
Naturally it was filmed by like three different people...
Worst part being, i didn't find out until like a year ago when i discovered the video on someones phone!
video did the rounds of course, probably still out there i guess.
I just hate that for so long EVERYONE knew, except me.

pretty fuking embarrassing...


Got another one, However this is one of those "you had to be there" type things... sort of.

this is more recent;
Best friends 19th (twins)
arrive about 10pm at there house, and they are expecting about 50 people or so. They had a pretty big 18th, so i was expecting a good night.
Anyway 1 hour a shot glass, and a bottle of jager later (which i brought to a supplied party), i am fuking wasted.
and i mean written off...
meanwhile every one sipping away at there champagnes ect, making conversation and getting to know all our new friends from different uni's,
I'm wandering around like a fuking ass, making a complete fool of myself, dropping food on the flaw, bumping into people, being the butt of lame jokes that i cant retaliate to, due to drunkenness and beeing down right embarrassing to all of my friends.
My good mate drove me home like 1130, and i woke up like... so what happened last night guys?
They were not impressed to say the least.
I couldn't believe what they were telling me, i was so embarrassed and ashamed... Bad night.

OH, and apparently i was hitting on they're 16yo sister (i'm 18 )

That was much worse though because i embarrassed my friends more than anything...

[atomic]

One time, I cut my ex-girlfriends head off with a spoon.

I didn't know that blow up dolls were considered girlfriends ???

[Farbin Kaiber]

One time, I cut my ex-girlfriends head off with a spoon.

Try a spork next time. It breaks the surface tension easier...

[JGood]

One time, I cut my ex-girlfriends head off with a spoon.

[Farbin Kaiber]

OJ much? Just dont turn your wife into a Pez dispenser cuz she got with the bartender... j/k

[Jscotty]

anyone accidently kill their girlfriend or anything?

No, but in high school I accidentally back slapped my girlfriend in front of band class one day. I was handing out music on the front row. She walked up to the front of the room to ask the teacher a question. While this was going on, the class was talking and laughing.. kind of like the sound you get from indoor recess. Anyhow we were fooling around and playing grab-ass and pretending that we were going to hit each other to see which one of us would flinch. Then I started to wind up for a backslap and my plan was to swing my hand past her face. But instead she turned to look at the teacher and stepped right into the path of my hand and WHAM! Right in the kisser! One moment it was a bunch of noise in the classroom, the next moment you could hear a pin drop.

That's hilarious. Why were you holding a can 3 feet above her leg?

So he could purposely drop it, duh!

[Turf1600]

my ex had knee surgery and while she was changing bandages I accidentally dropped a can of soda on her knee from probably 3 feet up. She fucking screamed and cried and shit, her mom came running down to see what was going on, and of course I caught hell for it. haha i hated that bitch. i'd do it again in a heartbeat.

That's hilarious. Why were you holding a can 3 feet above her leg?

[JGood]

anyone accidently kill their girlfriend or anything?

my ex had knee surgery and while she was changing bandages I accidentally dropped a can of soda on her knee from probably 3 feet up. She fucking screamed and cried and shit, her mom came running down to see what was going on, and of course I caught hell for it. haha i hated that bitch. i'd do it again in a heartbeat.

[blunttech]

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you disappoint me much the way you do your parents

[UNHCLL]

this isnt the most embarrassing but it just happened last week and it will do for now. i run a world wide BMW parts conglomerate known as blunt tech industries and as a lead in to this story i will tell you that one of the reasons im so successful is our customer service is second to none. last week i had a hot order shipping to australia and i had picked it up at my confidential parts source, packaged it on site and headed to fedex to drop it off. it was hotter than a motherfucker out and after jumping in my f250 super duty extended cab V10 powered lariat package optioned pick up i cracked a bottle of carbonated water. it promptly overflowed and spilled all over the crotch of my jeans. now im at fed ex and dont know what to do. it seriously looks like i pissed my pants hardcore. the way a drunk homeless bum might piss himself. i can drive home and change (about 10 miles round trip) or say fuck it and just go in and hope nobody sees me. i scope the lot and its fairly deserted. i was more concerned with getting this shipment going so i said fuck it and walked in. as soon as i open the front door to walk in this smokin hot chick is right in front of me and she looks right at my crotch and gets this look on her face like shes going to bust out laughing. i started to say "its just water" but then thought "fuck it" and i just kept walking. it seemed like everyone in the place was looking at me so i dropped it off and bolted. by the time i got home it was nearly dry as it was so hot

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[blunttech]

fake piss your pants stories? you guys are bringing some weak shit. do i have the only shit my pants story? anyone accidently kill their girlfriend or anything?

ok this one was really humiliating. it was 1976 and i was stationed in subic bay in the Philippines. it was like any other night... go out and get blasted out of your mind and be back on base by 1200 midnight or stay at some whores house because there was martial law. i dont know what happened after about 10 oclock that night. all i know is i got woken up in my commanding officers bed drunk as a motherfucker. i somehow got back to base, entered the officers quarters unseen and got into his bed. he came back to base about 1145 and found me in his bed. i still have no clue how it happened but you can imagine the shit i got from my fellow soldiers. i was the commanding officers chauffeur also so it was doubly bad

[hugh jass]

It's pretty old now - but still a funny story.

whatever mrs cheerios

[hugh jass]

fake piss your pants stories? you guys are bringing some weak shit. do i have the only shit my pants story? anyone accidently kill their girlfriend or anything?