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[kellie]

Another good trick is to put a zip-tie on their axle. Get the biggest one you can find. When it hits the bottom of the car, it sounds like something is really f'ed up. The more the better.

Haha, and remove their wheel weights too...just for dramatic effect.

[Turf1600]

I say zip tie a whole fish to the top of their cat. If they have hub caps - fill those with fish too.

[FredK]

they are immature and can't man up to talk out their problems - and doing the same as them won't solve anything.

+1 unban Romeo Whiskey Hotel

These all seem to be harmless pranks. Yes they are annoying but I wouldn't elevate the situation by doing something destructive to their property.

Tell your roommate to man up and tell them to fuck off, because he is bringing the unwanted attention to your house.

[LINUS]

Go to Trojan's site and have free goodies sent to their house. Depending on their parents they may not appreciate that too much either.

Actually not a bad idea. If any of these douches' was awake in sex ed., then they'll know it's not a 'oily balloon' & know where to put it.

The upside for all us it they make less kids that turn out like them.

Win - win.

[browntown]

+1 unban Romeo Whiskey Hotel

heeter! it's been a while. he put banzotti and the magic mystery tour to shame.

[Firestorm]

If the weather is warm at the moment, go buy some prawns and put them inside their doors when they arent looking. Or a dead mouse.

[rwh11385]

+1 unban Romeo Whiskey Hotel

These all seem to be harmless pranks. Yes they are annoying but I wouldn't elevate the situation by doing something destructive to their property.

Tell your roommate to man up and tell them to fuck off, because he is bringing the unwanted attention to your house.

lawl.

seriously, the reason people are tending to go with this plan is that the average age of posters here is 18 with mental age of 14. clearly the retarded fucks your roommate associate with are below normal intelligence and maturity for their age, but why is returning in kind ANY better.

what if they go on their douchebag forums and post up your cell number while you try to hold your boss's camera for him? or what if they step up and pour sardine juice in your A/C vents? or start really breaking shit?

do not listen to the teenage mindset of this site - it's rather pathetic your solution matches with high schoolers, well, except for the fact most wouldn't be on an internet forum cowardly seeking revenge.

[Turf1600]

lawl.

seriously, the reason people are tending to go with this plan is that the average age of posters here is 18 with mental age of 14. clearly the retarded fucks your roommate associate with are below normal intelligence and maturity for their age, but why is returning in kind ANY better.

what if they go on their douchebag forums and post up your cell number while you try to hold your boss's camera for him? or what if they step up and pour sardine juice in your A/C vents? or start really breaking shit?

do not listen to the teenage mindset of this site - it's rather pathetic your solution matches with high schoolers, well, except for the fact most wouldn't be on an internet forum cowardly seeking revenge.

Arent you the retard who asked for money for the morning after pill then leaked naked pics of your girlfriend?

[FredK]

shh, that shit is water under the bridge

[blunttech]

lawl.

seriously, the reason people are tending to go with this plan is that the average age of posters here is 18 with mental age of 14. clearly the retarded fucks your roommate associate with are below normal intelligence and maturity for their age, but why is returning in kind ANY better.

what if they go on their douchebag forums and post up your cell number while you try to hold your boss's camera for him? or what if they step up and pour sardine juice in your A/C vents? or start really breaking shit?

do not listen to the teenage mindset of this site - it's rather pathetic your solution matches with high schoolers, well, except for the fact most wouldn't be on an internet forum cowardly seeking revenge.

yeah we are soooo fucking mature here. i for one will be here acting like a 14 yo retard as long as im able to. im actually very glad im immature and childish for my age. life is a lot more fun this way

[Turf1600]

shh, that shit is water under the bridge

People don't forget. I imagine he hasn't grown up any since then. Projecting may make him feel like it, though.

[FredK]

yeah we are soooo fucking mature here. i for one will be here acting like a 14 yo retard as long as im able to. im actually very glad im immature and childish for my age. life is a lot more fun this way

haha yeah, you are as old as you feel! Most of the time I act like a 14 yo retard as well.

With Careful getting all worked up over these minor pranks he seems like an uptight 35 year old. Next thing we know he'll be calling the cops. :roll:

People don't forget. I imagine he hasn't grown up any since then. Projecting may make him feel like it, though.

Maybe. I don't think people really change over the years but still, he had some good advice. Well except for the beating them up part of it all.

[Turf1600]

haha yeah, you are as old as you feel! Most of the time I act like a 14 yo retard as well.

With Careful getting all worked up over these minor pranks he seems like an uptight 35 year old. Next thing we know he'll be calling the cops. :roll:

This is actually pretty funny revenge.

[Jonathan M3]

People don't forget. I imagine he hasn't grown up any since then. Projecting may make him feel like it, though.

A word of advice: You're embarrasing yourself. Just stop.

[Turf1600]

I believe it is my decision when I am embarassing myself. I don't feel like anything I have said is out of line...