The oddly named sexual act thread.

[32.5i]

the double reverse houdini:
cum and spit on her back, when she turns around, sock her in the jaw

the best! hahaha

[uofom3]

The walrus- While you cum in her mouth slap the back of her head so she gags and blows it out her nose.

This has also been called the "Angry Dragon" where I come from.

[uofom3]

the pink sock - no text needed... just pictures.

un-fucking-believable

[Turf1600]

The spider man - It's a variation of the houdini. You're doing the girl from behind - pull out, spit on her back, jizz in your hand - then sling it out spider man style (imagine him shooting webs) into her face.

[george graves]

Wrong on so many levels....

[speedhop]

The Dirty Sanchez- doing a girl in the butt, proceed to remove quickly and wipe poop stain above lip creating the dirty sanchez stache

The Barber Pole (Candy Cane) - cum in said girls face and immediately following punch her in the nose creating a red and white stripe effect

Six Pack - Finger girl with pointer and middle finger, simultaneously moving the thumb to the back (preferably while she isn't looking or in severe moment of pleasure). Stuff thumb in her butt hole, pick her up, throw her over your shoulder, much like carry a "six pack" (the only cool way to carry it) and enjoy holding on while she squirms

[325Projectz]

these are all fun to laugh at, but whose has actually punched a/their girl in the face?

the only real pratical one (and a great one at that) is the spiderman. they get really pissed over this one alone without physical damage.

[blunttech]

these are all fun to laugh at, but whose has actually punched a/their girl in the face?

the only real pratical one (and a great one at that) is the spiderman. they get really pissed over this one alone without physical damage.

if my dinner isnt ready on time she gets a backhand. ive punched her but its rare. usually if my sandwich is cut side to side instead of corner to corner

[Jscotty]

dude that was your mouth and your eyes. i can understand why youd be a bit worried after the last time i ruined your shirt with those unsightly stains

Oh, so I was right- You are into guys.

[Bimmerista]

The Abe Lincoln: When doing it doggy style, donkey punch them and while they're out cold, jizz on their cheeks and chin. Then shave their pubes and sprinkle them on said jizz to give them a beard.

Sounds like too much work

[Turf1600]

Someone listed something similar - but not the same.

Bucking Bronco - While doing a girl from behind - have a shit load of your friends come in and yell "BUCKING BRONCO" over and over - you latch on and try to hold on as long as you can while she tries to get away in embarassment. I think making it to 20 seconds is the standard. A great way to end a relationship.

[blunttech]

Oh, so I was right- You are into guys.

im not the one that was justifying having sex with a guy who looks like a chick. i dont think theres any doubt who craves the cock here

[TopOfTheLine89]

David Copperfield

You bang a girl from behind in front of a window, you have a friend hide in the closet. Have him come and take your place go around to the window and wave.

laughed for a good minute, probably most ive ever laughed at something posted on a forum.

[uofom3]

i dont think theres any doubt who craves the cock here

great one-liner

[jflip2002]

This has also been called the "Angry Dragon" where I come from.

Called the "White Dragon" here.