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The oddly named sexual act thread.
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The spider man - It's a variation of the houdini. You're doing the girl from behind - pull out, spit on her back, jizz in your hand - then sling it out spider man style (imagine him shooting webs) into her face."We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."
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The Dirty Sanchez- doing a girl in the butt, proceed to remove quickly and wipe poop stain above lip creating the dirty sanchez stache
The Barber Pole (Candy Cane) - cum in said girls face and immediately following punch her in the nose creating a red and white stripe effect
Six Pack - Finger girl with pointer and middle finger, simultaneously moving the thumb to the back (preferably while she isn't looking or in severe moment of pleasure). Stuff thumb in her butt hole, pick her up, throw her over your shoulder, much like carry a "six pack" (the only cool way to carry it) and enjoy holding on while she squirms
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Originally posted by 325Projectz View Postthese are all fun to laugh at, but whose has actually punched a/their girl in the face?
the only real pratical one (and a great one at that) is the spiderman. they get really pissed over this one alone without physical damage.
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Someone listed something similar - but not the same.
Bucking Bronco - While doing a girl from behind - have a shit load of your friends come in and yell "BUCKING BRONCO" over and over - you latch on and try to hold on as long as you can while she tries to get away in embarassment. I think making it to 20 seconds is the standard. A great way to end a relationship."We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."
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Originally posted by Jscotty View PostOh, so I was right- You are into guys.
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Originally posted by Mastrcruse View PostDavid Copperfield
You bang a girl from behind in front of a window, you have a friend hide in the closet. Have him come and take your place go around to the window and wave.97 tacoma 5 spd 4 cylinder
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