The oddly named sexual act thread.

[Jand3rson]

Ok, I'm starting this thread because the other day, this guy I work with came up with the funniest one of these I've heard yet.

He called it the Helen Keller.

So what you do is when you're getting blown by a chick and you're about to nut, you grab her ears tight, whip it out and shoot it in her eyes, and then stuff it back in her mouth, therefore rendering her deaf, blind and mute.

The 2 other guys in the car and I just about died laughing.

[Rigmaster]

Umm, yeah. Try that on the wife next time and we'll have to call you Mr Bobbitt from then on........

[Jand3rson]

Oh right, I forgot to add that these are things I actually do, how forgetful of me.

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[hugh jass]

Chili dog:
You shit on a girls tits and then tityfuck her

Blumpkin:
You get a bj while taking a shit

[uofom3]

strawberry milkshake:
rail a chick who is on the rag, pull out, blow your load in the discharge ect. that will come out with your dick, and swirl it together on her with your penis to create the desired "strawberry" color.

The Play Action Fake (aka the houdini (sp?)):
nail a chick doggy style, then when you tell her you are about to come, pull out, spit on her back, and when she turns around bust it in her face.

[blck325is]

LOl, the hellen keller had me dying. I got to thinking tho, you need to be fast as hell to accomplish everything basically all at once.

[e30sd]

eiffel tower. i shouldnt have to explain myself.

[Jand3rson]

strawberry milkshake:
rail a chick who is on the rag, pull out, blow your load in the discharge ect. that will come out with your dick, and swirl it together on her with your penis to create the desired "strawberry" color.

The Play Action Fake (aka the houdini (sp?)):
nail a chick doggy style, then when you tell her you are about to come, pull out, spit on her back, and when she turns around bust it in her face.

Strawberry milkshake - fucking NASTY.

Plau Action Fake - I'm fuckin dying over here.

[BeirBrennerE30]

canadian toboggan: Doggie style at the top of the stairs. Pull her hands behind her back and ride her dow the stairs while inside her.

dutch oven: getting head on the bed. pull the covers over her head and fart and dont let it or her out.

Lobster dive: while goin down on the girl reach up with 2 hands like lobster claws and at the same time just latch onto her tits as hard as possible.

houdini: doggie style. when about to finish spit on the girls back so she thinks you are done and when she turns around finish in her face.

jelly doughnut: Finish on her face then punch her in the nose so it starts to bleed( jelly and icing... get it)

wrecking ball: bend girl over bed when the bed is against the wall. Lift her up and smash her head through the wall on other side of the bed.

and one for the ladies...

The cowgirl: she is on top and leans down and wispers int the guys ear "I want to have your babies" and see how long she can keep him in before he throws her off.

[BeirBrennerE30]

Plau Action Fake - I'm fuckin dying over here.

Damn he beat me to it!!!

[delatlanta1281]

We call that a houdini where i come from.

[ivo316]

The John Bobbit way, you pull any of those on a chick and she bites your dick off

[euroshark]

https://www.glossaryofperversion.com

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Just kidding, but this place is seriously so fucking hysterical. Found it years ago, my friends and I still frequent it for a good time.

[atomic]

T-BAG....the next time the said chic is asleep and her mouth is open drop your nutsack in her mouth

[Van Westervelt]

T-BAG....the next time the said chic is asleep and her mouth is open drop your nutsack in her mouth

If you want to lose it. Yes.