The oddly named sexual act thread.

[jflip2002]

T-BAG....the next time the said chic is asleep and her mouth is open drop your nutsack in her mouth

Our boy Dave Lafleur used to do it to freshman we'd invite over for a 'sleep over' lol. And if its happened to me, at least I slept through it

[jflip2002]

The Play Action Fake (aka the houdini (sp?)):
nail a chick doggy style, then when you tell her you are about to come, pull out, spit on her back, and when she turns around bust it in her face.

Love it... If I only had the skill and lack of longterm gf to pull that off.

[BDSax]

Cleveland Steamer

not that ive tried it, but its a catchy song

[czag13]

a classic:
rodeo- when doing a girl from behind, grab her around the waist, whisper in her ear "i have AIDs" (or something to get her pissed) and see how long u can hold on.

[blck325is]

LMFAO. Some of the shit in here had me dying man. Ya'll are wrong...but so damn hilarious.

[browntown]

angry pirate: blow your load in her eye, and kick her in the leg. Arghhh!

[Bill-B]

Angry Santa - While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

[Bill-B]

Volcano - Blow your load on someone's ass crack. Then wait for them to fart and cause the cum to spurt out.

[E30Idea]

wow

[Jand3rson]

Volcano - Blow your load on someone's ass crack. Then wait for them to fart and cause the cum to spurt out.

You know how I know you're gay?

[AndrewBird]

You know how I know you're gay?

I know too. What a coincidence.

[stevofthahill]

angry pirate: blow your load in her eye, and kick her in the leg. Arghhh!

you left out the details, you blow your load in her eye so she covers it and then kick her in the leg so she's hopping around on one foot.

[Mastrcruse]

David Copperfield

You bang a girl from behind in front of a window, you have a friend hide in the closet. Have him come and take your place go around to the window and wave.

[///Mayhew]

How about these

Screaming Seagull- while having sex on the beach you pull out, stick your dick in the sand, and then back into her

Rusty Trambone- girl licking your a$$hole while giving a reach around

Angery Pirate(My version)- While doggy style before you come pull out spit on her back, then when she turns to look you shoot in her eye then punch her in the kidney

The walrus- While you cum in her mouth slap the back of her head so she gags and blows it out her nose.

[gazellebeigem3]

cincinnati bowtie


When you reverse titty-fuck a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.