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  • dvs909
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Sep 2006
    • 1149

    #1

    Women suck DICK (at directions)

    seriously. how hard is it to figure out north and south?

    anyone else get extremely frustrated by retards who cant navigate worth a shit?
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    Last edited by dvs909; 03-03-2011, 04:58 AM.
  • kylebes1
    R3VLimited
    • May 2004
    • 2804

    #2
    Yes. I had to drive an additional 80 miles Monday because my friend's mom cannot give directions.

    My friend has no sense of direction either; females.

    I should have gone the way I wanted.

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    • atomic
      R3V Elite
      • Jun 2007
      • 5691

      #3
      Whats worse is when women have no sense of direction and can not figure how to work a navigation device. Total cluster F...

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      • kylebes1
        R3VLimited
        • May 2004
        • 2804

        #4
        Originally posted by atomic
        Whats worse is when women have no sense of direction and can not figure how to work a navigation device. Total cluster F...
        Or they work it and argue with the Fucking thing!

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        • Jon325i
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2003
          • 6934

          #5
          ....and thus answers the age old question of why women stop to ask directions but men don't.

          /thread.

          Jon
          Rides...
          1991 325i - sold :(
          2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

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          • imsotyerred
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2005
            • 2529

            #6
            Originally posted by Jon325i
            ....and thus answers the age old question of why women stop to ask directions but men don't.

            /thread.

            Jon
            that statement is 40oz of malt win.
            BRUTE

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            • Coco Savage
              E30 Enthusiast
              • Sep 2007
              • 1039

              #7
              Originally posted by Jon325i
              ....and thus answers the age old question of why women stop to ask directions but men don't.

              /thread.

              Jon
              ha! noice!!

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              • Jscotty
                Banned
                • Jan 2007
                • 2285

                #8
                Originally posted by dvs909
                anyone else get extremely frustrated by retards who cant navigate worth a shit?
                Yeah, I do because when they can't navagate they automatically think that I can't either. Like if I am going to someone's house for the first time, I will simply ask them for their address and then look it up in the map book. But most times when I ask for their address they will always say something like, "uhh.. do you have a GPS? How are you going to find it? Nobody can find a place without directions. Are you SURE you know how to get there?"

                And then the other thing that I find frustrating is when they are so navigationally challenged that they cannot even obey or trust the directions that I give them. Like when I invite someone over to my house for the first time and they happen to be right around the corner, I will tell them something to the effect of, "After the light, make the next right and then make an immediate left and my house is on the corner. 20 minutes later I get another call from them telling me that they still can't find my place. They say, "Well I know you said turn right but it didn't look like the street went anywhere so I turned left.."

                Then one thing that was more funny than frustrating was when I went over a buddy's house to help him install his Direct TV dish. I told him that we need to install the dish so that it is facing South. He disagreed with me citing the fact that North is UP and that's where the satellite is.. UP in the sky!

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                • george graves
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 19986

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jscotty
                  He disagreed with me citing the fact that North is UP and that's where the satellite is.. UP in the sky!
                  So, as soon as he said that, you did the right thing? Right? You kicked him in the nads?
                  Originally posted by Matt-B
                  hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                  • ctownhawk
                    Advanced Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 121

                    #10
                    i agree completely. i was leaving a car meet with 2 friends (i was in the back seat giving them directions out) and the meet is on the split part of a highway. so there is a highway on either side of us (less than 2.5 miles each way). when we leave the meet they are like, "wow, i dont know where we're going." so he goes to the side and puts on his hazards. meanwhile, the guy behind us is thinking that we're fucking retarded. i told my friends to keep going north to hit the highway, and they start to argue with me saying that i dont know where i'm going either because this is the first time we've been to this particular meet.

                    turns out, going north lead us to a road, which then lead us to this highway. stupid people piss me off.

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                    • Jscotty
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2285

                      #11
                      Originally posted by george graves
                      So, as soon as he said that, you did the right thing? Right? You kicked him in the nads?
                      No, I did him one even better. I gave him the 800 number and suggested that he call the company and let them install it. That whole incident was one big cluster fuck. A bunch of people who had no clue kept making useless suggestions.

                      Originally posted by ctownhawk
                      i told my friends to keep going north to hit the highway, and they start to argue with me saying that i dont know where i'm going either because this is the first time we've been to this particular meet.
                      That's another thing that many people don't know; if you head toward the vicinity of the direction you came from, sooner or later you are going to hit the main highway or you will at least see a sign directing you there. I tell people all of the time that its nearly impossible to get lost in DC. All of the roads lead to the beltway which is the circular part of the interstate that goes around the city. Understandably you might have some issues finding your destination while in DC but getting out of the city is almost a no-brainer.

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                      • whiltebeitel
                        R3VLimited
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 2098

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Jon325i
                        ....and thus answers the age old question of why women stop to ask directions but men don't.

                        /thread.

                        Jon
                        It's because they're not meant to leave the kitchen!


                        :p
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                        '01 530i daily

                        -Enginerd

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                        • dvs909
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1149

                          #13
                          Originally posted by whiltebeitel
                          It's because they're not meant to leave the kitchen!


                          :p
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                          Last edited by dvs909; 03-03-2011, 04:58 AM.

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