Aww!!! Dude!!!

[Jscotty]

I never eat or drink anything that is remotely close to the expiration date. Even if its still good, I might imagine smelling something bad.

My local supermarket is the disributor of their own private label store-brand dairy products and on their labels it says that its guaranteed to be fresh at least one week following the expiration date. That sounds good, however, I don't think that I ever want to test or redeem the guarantee.

[LINUS]

motherland is russian, fatherland (das Vaterland) is german.

Fo reals? I'd never heard there was a real defined sex to the countries.

Any idea on the way this works, or why it is what it is?

[whiltebeitel]

Fo reals? I'd never heard there was a real defined sex to the countries.

Any idea on the way this works, or why it is what it is?

B/c Germany tried to get suprise buttsecks for Russia in WW@, then got B*tchslapped for it? :p

[Jand3rson]

motherland is russian, fatherland (das Vaterland) is german.

Makes me think of Robin Williams:

Homeland Security — they had to be careful with that name. They couldn't name it "Fatherland Security" or else there would be old Germans going, "Ja, thats a good one." But, Homeland Security, it sounds like (with British accent) "Homefront Security," which was England during World War II, we would have a bunch of Englishmen going "I did it! I captured Rudolph Hess personally, I threw my colostomy bag and covered him in shite and said 'get out of that fokker you fucker, get out!'"