Ridiculous Terror Threats

[mattdk318i]

Ha I used to do this all of the time when I was a kid. Gives people a nice little shock.

discovered it in middle school. It didnt go over well with my teachers

[mtechnik]

Ha I used to do this all of the time when I was a kid. Gives people a nice little shock.

Problem chid...........................?????????

[E30 Wagen]

kinda funny "news article." http://www.dailygaming.net/index.php...rticle&sid=253

[Jscotty]

My friends and I used to crack open old A/C adapters and use the transformer inside to shock people. It was as easy as removing the diodes and attaching a 9V battery to the "down" side of the coil and then touching someone with the "up" side. It was never enough to knock someone down but it sure make a few folks scream.

[blunttech]

'It's the price we pay for freedom'

Go back to compacting the poop in your worthless mop of a dog, youre one who advocated this shit not long ago!

shouldnt you be puking on your girlfriend? i advocated banning rc cars?
speaking of worthless fucking mutts . i remember that walking corpse you had for a dog when i visited your shithole tenement section 8 house. is that piece of shit still breathing?

[smonkbmw]

when i went to hawaii earlier this year i took my backpack with me as a carry one. i used this backpack at home to carry my paintball gear in. i use a SmartParts ION electric gun, well it has a circuit board in it along with a solenoid or two and some hosing. well the backpack made it through security with out a glitch in portland and the connecting flight in oakland. when i was coming back and in hawaii's airport, TSA stopped me at the security point and wanted to go through my backpack.....k so im trippin. they are asking the normal questions "has any one else had contact with the pack?" etc etc. im asking "why, whats the problem?" as they start pulling some clothes and my dvd player out. they are glaring at me like im in trouble, so im bugging out. finally they open a outer pocket and pull out my spare board for my paintball gun!!! i start laughing and tell them what it is. they sat and stared at me for about 30 seconds and started to lecture me on how it is not a good idea to carry deceiving items in my luggage!!! like i was trying some kind of joke!!!

-2 points for portland not catching it and making a small inquiry about it. +2 points for them catching it in hawaii. -2 for making a WAY bigger deal out of it then it should have.

i guess i keep my points.

[Hick]

shouldnt you be puking on your girlfriend? i advocated banning rc cars?
speaking of worthless fucking mutts . i remember that walking corpse you had for a dog when i visited your shithole tenement section 8 house. is that piece of shit still breathing?

Ouch, low blows on the dead pets What would JBag say!

[Raxe]

I'm more curious as to why someone would bring an RC car (or in this case, monster truck) onto an airplane? What are you going to do, race it up and down the isles?

If it's in a bag with the remote control in your suitcase in the cargo area, I don't think they're going to care.

[MattE30]

I'm all for a mandatory nitrous feed for all passengers so we're too incapacitated to move.

[e30e]

When I hear stories like this I always think of the chopper reid skit

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5mA3voZUZrk - i know its a repost but always cracks me up

[blunttech]

Ouch, low blows on the dead pets What would JBag say!

oh sorry man, i didnt know

[TopOfTheLine89]

hellarious that pets are involved with insults now.

[blunttech]

hellarious that pets are involved with insults now.

biscus has been the topic of insults for 4 years. some of its pretty damn funny like jonnys photoshop of biscus on a swiffer mop

[808BMW]

when i went to hawaii earlier this year i took my backpack with me as a carry one. i used this backpack at home to carry my paintball gear in. i use a SmartParts ION electric gun, well it has a circuit board in it along with a solenoid or two and some hosing. well the backpack made it through security with out a glitch in portland and the connecting flight in oakland. when i was coming back and in hawaii's airport, TSA stopped me at the security point and wanted to go through my backpack.....k so im trippin. they are asking the normal questions "has any one else had contact with the pack?" etc etc. im asking "why, whats the problem?" as they start pulling some clothes and my dvd player out. they are glaring at me like im in trouble, so im bugging out. finally they open a outer pocket and pull out my spare board for my paintball gun!!! i start laughing and tell them what it is. they sat and stared at me for about 30 seconds and started to lecture me on how it is not a good idea to carry deceiving items in my luggage!!! like i was trying some kind of joke!!!

-2 points for portland not catching it and making a small inquiry about it. +2 points for them catching it in hawaii. -2 for making a WAY bigger deal out of it then it should have.

i guess i keep my points.

We have good TSA's ask Whitney Houston.

You wouldn't believe what they missed in Oakland :P

[Jscotty]

I'm all for a mandatory nitrous feed for all passengers so we're too incapacitated to move.

I suggested something similar right after 9/11. But rather than having people incapacitated for the whole trip, just have it as a backup in case something happens in the cabin. The pilots can just knock everyone out and then when the plane lands, the authorities can sort it all out.

But as far as the TSA goes, most people who work there are morons. Some of the guys that do the "random" screenings on me look like people that just got out of jail. They confiscated a pair of my channel locks citing the fact that they were longer than 6 inches and potentially dangerous yet they had no problem with my set of sharp edged jeweler's screwdrivers set. They confiscated other non-thretening tools out of my checked baggage like my hacksaw. What could I do with a hacksaw in an airport?