fuking bum, I almost Cro Copped him on the back of the neck

[Purdue89E30]

Relax Bruce Banner. That's what homeless guys do, they ask for money. You provoked him by sticking your hand in his face and mocking him. There's no need to be an asshole to people whose lives can't get much worse.

[uofom3]

So as my wife came to pick me up, I work downtown Seattle and there are bums everywhere

this fuker comes straight at me and I am tired of them fuks allwasy hassling me for money

so before he even opened his mouth I stuck my hand out and said, can you spare some change

he said motherfucker, pulled out a dollar and threw it at me, I had my 3yr old daughter sitting on my shoulders

I said hold on motherfucker, let my put her in the car, I am going to crush your back

while I was putting my daughther in the car, he said fuk you, you POS I just an old man, leave me alone and started running down the street and cursing at me

as I got in the car I said to the wife follow the fuker down the alley and let me get out and put him out of his misery, she said leave him alone, he is just some old bum

Man I was so mad I was shaking I wanted to really bad run up to him and break his fuking knee with a nice side shin kick

motherfuker he was about 150lbs soaking wet, mid 50s, I am 230lbs and train MMA for a long time


I really wanted him to try to hit me, I would have taken his head clean off


fuking biatch was mad cause I asked him if he had spare change
I swear next time I see that fuker, I am going to break him

I can't say I blame you for being upset (maybe not to this degree) about people harassing you for money; or just generally disrupting your life when all you're trying to do is live (in particular with with your child there). Granted people in that guys position are "down on their luck" or whatever, but I really don't like being bothered by some crackhead who is clearly unstable and needing a fix.

I just don't get how you are the denfeder of islamic militants who want to blow up innocent people, but the crippler of the poor and broke. It's so fucked up I really can't understand how this works.

[Farbin Kaiber]

So as my wife came to pick me up, I work downtown Seattle and there are bums everywhere

this fuker comes straight at me and I am tired of them fuks allwasy hassling me for money

so before he even opened his mouth I stuck my hand out and said, can you spare some change

he said motherfucker, pulled out a dollar and threw it at me.

It was an epic funny event up to that point. I wish I had come up with a retort like that. After that, you sound like you got into MMA "'roid-rage" to the max.

[mtechnik]

QFT -

I keep that in mind everyday - that & the fact we are all just one colossally bad day away from a prison sentence. Give anyone a certain set of events, and you are in handcuffs & looking at 20 to life.

You know this......


Sound advice for anybody, for any situation

[blunttech]

It was an epic funny event up to that point. I wish I had come up with a retort like that. After that, you sound like you got into MMA "'roid-rage" to the max.

wtf is MMA anyway???
I want to know how scared to be

[Farbin Kaiber]

wtf is MMA anyway???
I want to know how scared to be

MMA = Mixed Martial Arts.


think UFC. Mucho Muscle, Poquito Brain.

[Massive Lee]

Another masterpiece

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZaTEIyo8rk

[Teaguer]

wtf is MMA anyway???
I want to know how scared to be

Yeah well I don't know if I should feel old or feel relieved that I did not know what THIS or THIS meant . :D

[VacMan]

Yeah well I don't know if I should feel old or feel relieved that I did not know what THIS or THIS meant . :D

LMAO, I just figured it was another typo. :rofl: Just to be clear, using it properly do we capitalize both words? I'm anxious to start using this in my everyday conversations but don't want to look like an idiot.

[Teaguer]

LMAO, I just figured it was another typo. :rofl: Just to be clear, using it properly do we capitalize both words? I'm anxious to start using this in my everyday conversations but don't want to look like an idiot.

This morning I just kind of dismissed it ...then I started thinking maybe he meant to say/type Karate chopped or some form of that .
But then the more i clicked on this thread i figured it stood for some particular act .

I'm glad I did not know what it meant . :;)

[AppState325]

lay off the roids

[imsotyerred]

anger management.

seriously, if you have trained in any martial arts, the first thing you hear is to use the skills you learn in emergency situations only. grow the fuck up, learn to say "no. sorry, i don't have any spare change." and move on.

[Maluco]

do you mean like my brother did? (3 fourths of the way through)

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Gonzaga/video/x39vs6_filipovic-gonzaga

[Republic]

Too funny! Can feel ur frustration - 'specially with the kid in your arms. I prolly would have come near the same conclusion. Make sure to give wifey a good foot massage and thank her for keeping you out of jail.

[LINUS]

This morning I just kind of dismissed it ...then I started thinking maybe he meant to say/type Karate chopped or some form of that .
But then the more i clicked on this thread i figured it stood for some particular act .

I'm glad I did not know what it meant . :;)

Actually without your link, I would have gone on not knowing what it was either. You just had more initiative than I as far as caring.

I'm guessing none of us who don't do MMA (another new one BTW) knew what it was before this thread.

I'm thinking this thread has hit its' critical mass of pointlessness.