Jennifer Anniston is 30 min. from my house

[Ryan Stewart]

uhhhhhhh, so?

[Jand3rson]

Not much happens in Oregon, does it???

Yup, Orygone be about as down-home good old boy as you can get, I tell you wut! Hell, we dun just got one of them fancy tv boxes with the movin pictures down at the tavern! I mean dang, we ain't quite near as big as Texas yet, but Jim down at the Five 'n Dime dun told me the other day that we might even be gettin one of them them newfangled telephones without the cord down at the post office! :roll:

You know how you piss off a Texan? Cut it in half and tell them now it's the third largest state.

[Ray Smoodiver]

What would the new state be called?

[Jand3rson]

Tex and Ass.

[M42Technik]

Zomg Scarlett Johansen came into my bar when she was filming here. Charming lady.

YOU LIE. I demand pictures or it didn't happen. Oh lord I would simply pass out from looking at her rack.

[Maluco]

how's the immigration weighing down on Califawnia-nator? Texas might as well be called Mex-us by now.

[Jand3rson]

YOU LIE. I demand pictures or it didn't happen. Oh lord I would simply pass out from looking at her rack.

Same. I wouldn't be able to breathe. I would KILL for the chance to even hug that girl.

[Ray Smoodiver]

She was in with Josh Hartnett while he was filming 30 days of night down here.

It's not a big deal, many Hollywood celebrities / famous people buy land down here because we are very rarely star struck and treat them like real people. It's not a huge deal to us.

My old man had lunch with Tiger Woods' caddy Steve Williams early this week and he said that when Tiger comes down here, there is no fuss over him - he went to play a local course and there were a few guys sitting in the club house, one of them commented "That guy looks a lit like Tiger Woods" so he goes off for his round, and when he gets back in, the same guys are still sitting at the clubhouse. In England, he does the same thing, and by the time he reaches the 18th green, he has a gallery of a thousand people.

[speedhop]

Jennifer Aniston = hot stuff

It seems like every other day they have closed streets for filming or overpaid stars running the streets with crowds of paparazzi here...i'm desensitized

[Ray Smoodiver]

Hey Josh, we had The Killers in tonight, want me to grab the security footage :D

[M42Technik]

Dude but seriously, how did Detective Smoodiver not get a picture with Scarlett Johansson? I know you're weird and are not starstruck, but still. I mean, come on. Seriously.

[Teaguer]

Hahaha small town excitement FTL . :D

buy her flowers or something cheezy like that and leave your name and number and say something like your a fan da da da you are excuted that shes filming near your town...go to the set and say these are for her...they may however think its tainted or laced with something cause bodyguards are like that, or buy her a bottle of wine or something or something that is impossible to taint or fuck with. she would like the gesture im sure. then he y who knows you could get a call from her or something

^ Tool .

[Jonathan M3]

Yup, Orygone be about as down-home good old boy as you can get, I tell you wut! Hell, we dun just got one of them fancy tv boxes with the movin pictures down at the tavern! I mean dang, we ain't quite near as big as Texas yet, but Jim down at the Five 'n Dime dun told me the other day that we might even be gettin one of them them newfangled telephones without the cord down at the post office! :roll:

You know how you piss off a Texan? Cut it in half and tell them now it's the third largest state.

I'm ROFLing that you're giving the texan stereotype to a persian.


Seriously, if you had said she was staying in a house next door to you, then that would have been thread worthy. Her being in a town 30min away.... not so much.

[AppState325]

Hey Josh, we had The Killers in tonight, want me to grab the security footage :D

they're in Australia right now..........

[M42Technik]

what bar?

Yeah where do you work man? I always wanted to go to New Zealand anyways, I'll come drop an epic bartab.