I want to nail a ballerina

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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    I want to nail a ballerina

    And after watching this, you will too.

    :shock:

  • JGood
    R3V OG
    • Jan 2004
    • 7959

    #2
    1:30-1:40 is fucking disgusting. Knees shouldn't bend that way.
    85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
    e30 restoration and V8 swap
    24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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    • Ray Smoodiver
      Moderator
      • Jun 2004
      • 8809

      #3
      Why not just fuck gumby?

      SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
      RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950

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      • uofom3
        R3V Elite
        • Jan 2004
        • 5392

        #4
        yeah, i would nail that. without question.
        PNW Crew
        90 m3
        06 m5

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        • RVAe30
          Wrencher
          • Feb 2006
          • 233

          #5
          I banged a ballerina once, it was awesome. I highly recommend it.

          p.s. she was also a redskins cheerleader for a while. def one of my proudest accomplishments at this point in my life.
          sigpic

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          • LINUS
            R3VLimited
            • Jul 2004
            • 2422

            #6
            1:55 - 2:10 was sorta nuts, but I'd be lying if I said it was a turn-off.

            You could def do some stuff you never dreamed possible with a girl that flexible.

            It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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            • PiercedE30
              R3V Elite
              • Apr 2005
              • 4220

              #7
              Most definitely.
              My 2.9L Build!

              Originally posted by Ernest Hemingway
              There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

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              • Desaevious
                No R3VLimiter
                • Aug 2007
                • 3810

                #8
                Good god.

                SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                • amdspitfire
                  Wrencher
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 254

                  #9
                  with a little help all girls can flex way beyond what we are used to

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                  • e30 gangsta
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 3877

                    #10
                    lol before i even clicked the thread i already knew what was inside. Id do it youd probbaly never get the chance to have sex in any of those positions ever again.

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                    • speedhop
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 1509

                      #11
                      MAMAAAA. Tommy want wingy....
                      www.ryanwhopkins.com

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                      • craig4ie
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 359

                        #12
                        my gf's a ballerina...just thought I'd share

                        kthxbye
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                        1991 Diamantschwarz 318is
                        1998 Cosmosschwarz M3 Sedan

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