What should i get my gf for her birthday?

[Turf1600]

get her a vespa

[Van Westervelt]

She likes pictures. Take a picture of your rusty trombone, frame it, and give it to her. :)

[Jon325i]

Just tell her you've planned a trip to Greece for her.

Jon

[DarkWing6]

What is your budget?

[trashcop 80s 80s]

surprise buttzeks

[StereoInstaller1]

A quart of mayonnaise and a box of surgical gloves?

No, seriously, a girl covered in mayo is just disgusting. Use yogurt instead.

Oh yeah...my GF is sitting here ranting that you basically are a retard. You already said what her interests are, they have stores just for the kind of shit she likes...chicks with brains are easier to shop for...so says she.

Not me, I say go for the kink, get the yogurt.

Luke

[equate975]

A tunic.

[craig4ie]

dick in a box

[M42Technik]

A gag gift eh? How about a gagger? You know, the little red ball with a strap on it?

Okay enough joking...

...make her something, or take a picture you remember her liking and have it framed. "You remember! How thoughtful of you!"

[spoolin318i]

a flash?

[mudflaps]

A coffin?

crude, but I make fun of her age daily, so i like it.

I was thinking along the lines of getting her some depends as a gag gift.

[Bill-B]

big ol' mud dragon

[mudflaps]

i expected this much.

so pearl necklaces, and cock. pretty original.

[atomic]

dildo

[LINUS]

Duh. Pearl Necklace.