What should i get my gf for her birthday?

[Funkmasta]

http://www.amazon.com/Okonokos-My-Morning-Jacket/dp/B000GRUSRM

and while she is mesmerized listening to it, you can slip for the buttsecks without her noticing

[golde30]

superman dat hooooe!

hehe, had to, no1 was being fucked up enough.

[der affe]

thats regular M-F, this is christmas he is talking about.

if you have to put out that much effort for M-F dump her and find a new one, women are like kleenex, once you are done using them, throw them away. there's always a new one waiting in the box.

and the orginal poster said it was for her birthday