What should i get my gf for her birthday?

[Jon325i]

Just tell her you've planned a trip to Greece for her.

Jon

[Van Westervelt]

She likes pictures. Take a picture of your rusty trombone, frame it, and give it to her. :)

[Turf1600]

get her a vespa

[mtechnik]

How about a set of lens filters (for her camera) maybe even a (new) tripod.

And the most important on her day; UR LUVV


:D

[uofom3]

surprise buttzeks

alwayz include the buttsecks.... particularly of the surprising variety.

[SchnellerVert]

She mentioned what she would like, you just were not listening well at the time. They always do.

[stevofthahill]

Industry standard: A pair of slippers and a dildo, because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.

[mudflaps]

Industry standard: A pair of slippers and a dildo, because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.

i like that idear.

i dunno, i gotta do some thinking.

[sleepswithe30s]

piihb and bring the camera,
what you said she likes photography

[Farbin Kaiber]

Industry standard: A pair of slippers and a dildo, because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.

I like the theme of this gift, you could make the latter part work with so many gifts.

"Honey, open your gifts..."
"Whats this?.... And..ummm this?
" It's an s52, and if you dont like it, THATS a dildo, so you can fuck yourself."


Classic. I just may have to try that one.

[der affe]

give her anal tongue darts after you take this

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/90bea7bfa4

seriously like has already been said she has already told you , you just weren't listening, find a pic of the two of you, LIE to her and tell her that it reminded you of some special time had together (you have to recall detail of said event involving said pic) have it 8x10'ed frame it present it to her. you have now involved an interest of her and some romantic moment crap. cook her dinner (cheaper than going out to dinner and girls eat up the shit when a guy cooks for them) and kill 2 bottles of $15-$20 wine with dinner. fire up a couple of smelly candles in the bed room or living room after dinner and fuck like rabbits on the couch, in the kitchen, on the bathroom sink, then finally in bed where you spread the puckered starfish, then poop on her chest. memorable evening for all involved.

need any more advice????? just ask and remember
KNOW YOUR ENEMY.


greg

[Farbin Kaiber]

give her anal tongue darts after you take this

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/90bea7bfa4

seriously like has already been said she has already told you , you just weren't listening, find a pic of the two of you, LIE to her and tell her that it reminded you of some special time had together (you have to recall detail of said event involving said pic) have it 8x10'ed frame it present it to her. you have now involved an interest of her and some romantic moment crap. cook her dinner (cheaper than going out to dinner and girls eat up the shit when a guy cooks for them) and kill 2 bottles of $15-$20 wine with dinner. fire up a couple of smelly candles in the bed room or living room after dinner and fuck like rabbits on the couch, in the kitchen, on the bathroom sink, then finally in bed where you spread the puckered starfish, then poop on her chest. memorable evening for all involved.

need any more advice????? just ask and remember
KNOW YOUR ENEMY.


greg

thats regular M-F, this is christmas he is talking about.

[LivingLegend06]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/90bea7bfa4

Thats hilarious, I watched it twice.

[ian e30 318is]

Thats hilarious, I watched it twice.

+1. haha laughed for a while.

[kroberts]

She's 26? Oh I know, pick me, pick me!

A Starbucks Card

Every well heeled twenty-something can use a Starbucks card.

She'll be the envy of all the girls in her knitting circle.