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  • der affe
    Moderator
    Technical
    • Dec 2005
    • 8452

    #1

    anyone Jewish on here (not a joke)

    i want to do something nice for my ex-landlord (i bought my house from her and she lives right up the street from me)
    when she stopped by my house randomly while i was in hospital, she found out what had happened and came to visit me and brought me homemade brownies (she is in her 70's)

    she stopped by yesterday to see how i was doing and her husband was in the hospital for a fall and a broken hip (he is 90 = the end if you are that old and break your hip :()

    she is Jewish, it is hanukkah, and her husband is in a bad way in the hospital. so i thought I'd bake her or buy, some sort of a hanukkah cake/pastry what ever to return the favor. i am not Jewish so i have no idea what is good or not. any help for a gentile?
    seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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  • E30Idea
    R3VLimited
    • Mar 2007
    • 2196

    #2
    Challah Bread....pronounced HALLA. Here is a cool link. I am not a jew but this shit is GRUB!
    ** Lot's of M20 turbo parts for sale.**



    Turn key track car.

    http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=222066

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    • JasonC
      Site Manager
      • Aug 2006
      • 14451

      #3
      Make some Matzah ball soup to take over to her, or make some haroset so she can have something to snack on with some matzoh crackers or reguler crackers. I'm not Jewish either but that is some good eating.

      1992 BMW 325iC
      1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
      1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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      • LINUS
        R3VLimited
        • Jul 2004
        • 2422

        #4
        That's cool you want to show some love - seems like that's rare anymore. Attaboy.

        It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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        • jflip2002
          R3V Elite
          • Sep 2006
          • 4377

          #5
          Dick in a box with a Yammalka (spelling? for sure) and/or a Ladel (spelling again, fucking jew words).
          Originally posted by blunt
          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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          • LINUS
            R3VLimited
            • Jul 2004
            • 2422

            #6
            Originally posted by jflip2002
            Dick in a box with a Yammalka (spelling? for sure) and/or a Ladel (spelling again, fucking jew words).
            Stick to your sports threads, man - c'mon, show just a little class.

            It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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            • whiltebeitel
              R3VLimited
              • Apr 2007
              • 2098

              #7
              Originally posted by jflip2002
              Dick in a box with a Yammalka (spelling? for sure) and/or a Ladel (spelling again, fucking jew words).
              ....And i'm a racist?

              I'll see what my step-mom would sugget, she's from a traditional jewish family.
              '89 325i track sloot
              '01 530i daily

              -Enginerd

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              • Bill-B
                E30 Fanatic
                • Apr 2007
                • 1242

                #8
                My car is a jew, it steals my homework and my money. My friends money goes missing in it too an is never to be found. Hence, my car is a dirty little jew


                not meant to be offensive, just telling as it is lol
                Originally posted by NavyE30
                I saw Vlad was posting and got excited. Then I saw there weren't any boobs and was sad.

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                • golde30
                  R3V OG
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 11464

                  #9
                  ibtl.
                  IG: @Baye30

                  FRONT VALENCE IS ZENDER!!! STOP FILLING MY PM BOX PPL!!!

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                  • kencopperwheat
                    King of Kegstands
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 14396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bill-B
                    My car is a jew, it steals my homework and my money. My friends money goes missing in it too an is never to be found. Hence, my car is a dirty little jew


                    not meant to be offensive, just telling as it is lol
                    just telling it as it is = jews steal money?

                    I'm not Jewish, but fuck you man
                    Originally posted by Gruelius
                    and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                    • george graves
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 19986

                      #11
                      Rye bread...
                      Last edited by george graves; 12-06-2007, 02:36 AM.
                      Originally posted by Matt-B
                      hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                      • Febi Guibo
                        E30 Addict
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 407

                        #12
                        Originally posted by E30Idea
                        Challah Bread....pronounced HALLA. Here is a cool link. I am not a jew but this shit is GRUB!
                        http://www.recipezaar.com/80129
                        challah french toast is ...off the hook good...

                        random post... oops.

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                        • Mr.sexymorningvoice
                          E30 Addict
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 402

                          #13
                          also btw the little hat is spelled yarmulke, or kippa i believe, and possibly fix her some Jew Ballz...lol

                          JEWISH MEAT BALLS


                          2 lbs. hamburger
                          1 pkg. onion soup mix
                          3 eggs
                          1/2 c. bread crumbs

                          SAUCE:
                          1 can whole cranberry sauce
                          1 lg. can sauerkraut
                          1 bottle chili sauce
                          1 bottle water
                          1/2 c. brown sugar

                          Mix meat mixture together and form into bite size meat balls. Place in 9x13 inch pan. Mix together all ingredients of sauce in pot until cranberry sauce is melted. Pour over meat balls and bake uncovered for 2 hours at 350 degrees. May omit sauerkraut.
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                          • Mr.sexymorningvoice
                            E30 Addict
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 402

                            #14
                            they are very tasty btw, i made some for our holocaust class, and the teacher said that out Jew Ballz and our kosher bread pudding was the best that anyone has ever fixed for the class
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                            • dvs909
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1149

                              #15
                              Originally posted by kencopperwheat
                              just telling it as it is = jews steal money?

                              I'm not Jewish, but fuck you man
                              +1
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                              Last edited by dvs909; 03-03-2011, 05:26 AM.

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