Epic physics question

[Ray Smoodiver]

I had this riddle in elementary school. I think it was the Swede who owned the fish.

Ahahahahahaha reading comprehension pwns your face.

[uofom3]

ibtl

[Turf1600]

[gun shots]

I like how that is included in the lyrics.

[delatlanta1281]

Will it take off?

Man you're a total cock.
You can't leave well enough alone can you.
I vote ban.

[Turf1600]

Man you're a total cock.
You can't leave well enough alone can you.
I vote ban.

[delatlanta1281]

Whatever. This kid's gotta go.:hitler:

[Erick]

There's a place for that. :p

I lol'd. Someone call Mythbusters.

[delatlanta1281]

Why are they going to bust the myth that Mudflaps is annoying? I don't think so....

[mikeltang]

Ahahahahahaha reading comprehension pwns your face.

Yeah, its the one part I always failed in those standardized tests...Should've paid more attention when they were teaching this stuff.

[mudflaps]

Why are they going to bust the myth that Mudflaps is annoying? I don't think so....

everyone lol'd but you.

[erik325i]

Here is something to piss you off for the next hour.

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There are 5 houses each with a different color. Their owners, each with a unique heritage, drinks a certain type of beverage, smokes a certain brand of cigarette, and keeps a certain variety of pet. None of the owners have the same variety of pet, smoke the same brand of cigarette or drink the same beverage.

Clues:

* The Brit lives in the red house.
* The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
* The Dane drinks tea.
* Looking from the front, the green house is just to the left of the white house.
* The green house's owner drinks coffee.
* The person who smokes Pall Malls raises birds.
* The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
* The man living in the center house drinks milk.
* The Norwegian lives in the leftmost house.
* The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
* The man who keeps a horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
* The owner who smokes Bluemasters also drinks beer.
* The German smokes Prince.
* The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
* The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

Who owns the pet fish?

Damn, that killed some time. It's the German.

-Erik

[thectrlguy]

Rejection is a bitch....

Will it take off?

[delatlanta1281]

everyone lol'd but you.

Whatever man
Ask her out and get it over with.