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Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
Look how fucking cute this motherfucker is! Isn't he the motherfucking cutest thing you've ever seen?!?!? He's so cute your fucking head is going to fucking explode! You could put that fucker on a Hallmark Christmas card and sell millions of the little fuckers!
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