The what did you have/ what are you having for lunch thread.

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  • blunttech
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    • Jul 2004
    • 12850

    #301
    Originally posted by BenM
    If by teabagging you mean that wrinkly thing that hangs 2 feet and holds a couple of pebbles then sure, but I will have to disagree on my cooking skills outweighing my oral skills. Thus proven as I procured a zesty load of semen, which you swallowed with glee. I believe you said it needed less asparagus as the potency of my sperm would harm a small pony.

    i can see where you might recall it in a hellish type nightmare scenario with a giant scrotum
    stuffed with 2 testes the size of cannonballs descending into your waiting mouth while i played "hail to the chief" by bouncing the mushroom tip off your forehead like a xylophone
    but i gotta tell you the dinner you prepared me just wasnt worth the trade off of blasting a stream of molten semen across your brow. if you ever want to repeat this act again youre going to have to come up a better menu than those lame ass meatballs
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    • BenM
      R3VLimited
      • Nov 2006
      • 2184

      #302
      Originally posted by blunt
      i can see where you might recall it in a hellish type nightmare scenario with a giant scrotum
      stuffed with 2 testes the size of cannonballs descending into your waiting mouth while i played "hail to the chief" by bouncing the mushroom tip off your forehead like a xylophone
      but i gotta tell you the dinner you prepared me just wasnt worth the trade off of blasting a stream of molten semen across your brow. if you ever want to repeat this act again youre going to have to come up a better menu than those lame ass meatballs
      lmao, alright you win man. I can't compete with that kind of creativity.
      Originally posted by BillBrasky
      E36's are the Stephen Baldwin of the 3 series family. They barely hold everything together and they only sold a lot because of the popularity of their older sibling.
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      • mtechnik
        R3V OG
        • May 2006
        • 6156

        #303
        Originally posted by blunt
        ...while i played "hail to the chief" by bouncing the mushroom tip off your forehead like a xylophone
        Oh shit............ that was a super comeback to ".. which you swallowed with glee".

        Yes BenM , i think it's best. Blunt is just too much



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        • dave87325is
          E30 Addict
          • Aug 2007
          • 526

          #304
          Originally posted by blunt
          whats different about filipino sauce please? my knowledge about things filipino consists of pricing for head in the weeds and how many blow jobs you can get with a brass howitzer cartridge.. of course im sure pricing has changed since then. brass isnt what it used to be
          generally.. its sweeter than normal. with pinoy hotdogs some with mushrooms or bits of bacon and cheese cooked in the sauce.. so its a bit thicker.. i like em with small pieces of pineapple.

          some of my coworkers doesnt like pinoy spag sauce. too sweet for em.

          weekend warrior!

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          • blunttech
            Forum Sponsor
            • Jul 2004
            • 12850

            #305
            Originally posted by dave87325is
            generally.. its sweeter than normal. with pinoy hotdogs some with mushrooms or bits of bacon and cheese cooked in the sauce.. so its a bit thicker.. i like em with small pieces of pineapple.

            some of my coworkers doesnt like pinoy spag sauce. too sweet for em.
            interesting, thanks dude. i ate a lot of food while over there but i dont remember much,.. id like to go back again. i had a lot of fun there
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            • dave87325is
              E30 Addict
              • Aug 2007
              • 526

              #306
              Originally posted by blunt
              interesting, thanks dude. i ate a lot of food while over there but i dont remember much,.. id like to go back again. i had a lot of fun there
              whoa! sweet! when did you go there? for how long?

              btw. i just had L n L hawaiian bbq (chicken katsu with gravy) wooooot!!! (dinner)

              weekend warrior!

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              • delatlanta1281
                Dart Master
                • Mar 2006
                • 10317

                #307
                you guys are totally ruining my thread!
                Yours truly,
                Rich
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                Originally posted by Rigmaster
                you kids get off my lawn.....

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                • dave87325is
                  E30 Addict
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 526

                  #308
                  early lunch

                  costco chicken and white rice.

                  weekend warrior!

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                  • kenika65
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 1336

                    #309
                    I had "your mom" for lunch.

                    Had to wash it down with a beer...

                    1986 325es (69k) Garage Queen Buy It Now 10k;1986 325es (track rat) 2.7i How-To & 1.1/1.3Motronic UpGrade
                    1991 318is (daily driver) 1991 318is M42 Maintenance How-To;1989 325i (parts car)

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                    • Optimator
                      E30 Fanatic
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 1396

                      #310
                      ^ lame.
                      -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

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                      Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                      • CorvallisBMW
                        Long Schlong Longhammer
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 13039

                        #311
                        PB & J + Emergen-C

                        Best hangover cure.

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                        • delatlanta1281
                          Dart Master
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 10317

                          #312
                          Gyro with chips for me!
                          Yours truly,
                          Rich
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                          Originally posted by Rigmaster
                          you kids get off my lawn.....

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                          • jflip2002
                            R3V Elite
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4377

                            #313
                            Originally posted by kenika65
                            I had "your mom" for lunch.

                            Had to wash it down with a beer...
                            I guess its better than yesterday when you had YOUR mom. Gotta wash it down with a different alcohol, though.
                            Originally posted by blunt
                            i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                            • SpecM
                              R3V Elite
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 4531

                              #314
                              I had Burger King

                              It wasn't all that good
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                              • s0urce
                                R3VLimited
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 2933

                                #315
                                5$ footlong ftw.
                                tasty

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