One year in America!

[Turf1600]

1) Buy plane ticket
2) Impregnate many American girls who love your accent
3) ????
4) Profit!

American girls like British accents. German - not so much.

[Jand3rson]

American girls like British accents. German - not so much.

Most girls will fuck anything with an accent that hooves into their field of vision.

[Ryan Stewart]

Hi buddies,

I want to travel one year to America after school to improve my english and first of all to see a lot of America. Above all I would like to drive a V8 ^^ Cadillac or so.

But I don't know how to do it. Does anyone have some ideas, how to manage it?

Thank you all! :-)
Bourne

Rufen Sie den DAAD an. Sie haben eine Partnerschaft mit dem German-American Chamber of Commerce in Chicago. Sie haben Austauschprogrammen für Studenten und Fachleute so alt wie 25.

Vielleicht nach Wisconsin. Sie sind alle deutsch.... Bratwurst, Bier und Käse.

[Bourne]

Sorry, but I don't want to impregnate anyone ... I only want to live one year or longer in the US to improve my language and some other things ...

Never-the-less I didn't known befor that american girls are so bluntly ... ^^

Hey Ryan,

Dankeschön ^^ Really nice :-)

[Ryan Stewart]

Most girls will fuck anything with an accent that hooves into their field of vision.

This is true.

With respect to legality, it all depends on the type of entry permit you get. A student VISA doesnt allow you to work. You can get a work permit.

The problem is you usually have to be sponsored (like the new german program). So trying to get over without a firm sponsoring your work VISA is challenging.

If you do it with one of these exchange programs they will sponsor you. Its just viewed as an internship/Ausbildung.

Call the Dienst or ask advisors at your school. This has to be a common practice there considering how important an Ausbildung is and by how many young foreingers I see here.

[JAM]

1. pack a bag full of mtech bumpers, sideskirts, ect...
2. fly to america
3. sell said parts on the internets
?????

profit

[Bourne]

1. pack a bag full of mtech bumpers, sideskirts, ect...
2. fly to america
3. sell said parts on the internets
?????

profit

As well here in Germany are the M-Technic parts rare and expensive ... You have to think about, that I have to buy all these things too - so I could also save the money immediately ;-)

Lights or Gauges wouldn't be a problem.

[NC325iC]

you can see all the cool stuff in america in about 3 weeks... no need for a year

[Bourne]

you can see all the cool stuff in america in about 3 weeks... no need for a year

Not, when you want to do a roadtrip through whole America. Also I want to speak like a native American, so I have to stay there longer than 3 weeks.

[Ryan Stewart]

Not, when you want to do a roadtrip through whole America. Also I want to speak like a native American, so I have to stay there longer than 3 weeks.

Hard part is our dialects vary as much (or more) than yours. You might struggle to understand someone from the east coast, great white north or deep south.

[Eric]

are you a student? if so then being an exchange student would be the best and get hired doing some job that pays you under the table (cash, not taxed income)

what makes this country great is the open door to legaly come into the country. assholes that break the law (mexico) make it more difficult for people like you who try to come into the country legally.

If you are out of school, then i would start applying now for a work visa for a year or 18 mo's or so.

Also if you want to learn english, i've gone to the university in Trier, and been hired to have conversational english. students pay 10 euro an hour to just talk normal with me, not the silly proper british gramour that is taught in school. So find a military base near you and help a poor soldier out!

And why would you want to to washington? It's the american version of the eifel region!

[StereoInstaller1]

American girls are very dirty until you marry them

[h0lmes]

And why would you want to to washington? It's the american version of the eifel region!

Is that a bad thing? The Pacific Northwest is the most scenic place in America. Outside of Alaska of course.

[M42Technik]

American girls are very dirty until you marry them

Luke what are you on tonight? Hahaha keep taking it whatever it is.

As for our German friend, you could always find a foreign exchange program of some sort?

D.C. is nice, but I wouldn't recommend it, I would go somewhere warmer, like Florida or California. Although, in the summer, D.C. is very nice and warm.

[StereoInstaller1]

On? My back, on a heatpad, in a bit of pain.

Can you imagine just how fucking weird I am on drugs? Thank god I haven't had any drugs or alcohol in 10 years!