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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    Now that was some funny sh*t

    I just got in the door, and had to tell y'all about the funny ass shit that just happened to me on the way home from the bank. I'm coming down the main highway back toward my house, and I come upon a slow down in traffic. About 6 cars ahead of me, is this guy in a little early-80's Ford Escort, doing like 30 mph in a 45 zone. There's no cars in the right hand lane, so I whip out and buzz past all the cars behind him, only doing about 45-50.

    So when I get to the light about a half mile from where I passed him, the little white Escort is now behind me at the light. It's this middle-aged something guy, just disgruntled looking, one of those guys who probably just hates his life. So the light turns, and I get to where I turn off the highway to go into my subdivision. He goes the same way. Well, when I make a left to go toward my house, he keeps going straight, and in my rear view, I see him flip me off.

    So I go past the block my house is on to the end of the street and make a left, thinking maybe I can drive past him while he's waiting at the stop sign at an intersection further down in the subdivision. Sure enough, there he is. So I roll the window down, extend my left arm, and give him a big, triumphant finger. As I go past and he finally sees me, this look of utter shock suddenly slaps him in the face, and his jaw just drops to the floor. I about died laughing.
  • gazellebeigem3
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jun 2005
    • 3712

    #2
    haha seeing old people shocked by profanity is the best.

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    • StereoInstaller1
      GAS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22679

      #3
      gotta love it...guy is likely younger than me

      Oh yeah: IBTL

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      • stevofthahill
        R3VLimited
        • Apr 2005
        • 2468

        #4
        I see it as you just returned the favor.

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        • VacMan
          R3VLimited
          • Apr 2007
          • 2405

          #5
          So wait, when did Jordan buy an Escort and move to Bend?











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          • Jand3rson
            Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 37587

            #6
            Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
            gotta love it...guy is likely younger than me

            Oh yeah: IBTL
            Shouldn't be one, I won't, anyway. I did absolutely nothing wrong or illegal.

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            • s0urce
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2004
              • 2933

              #7
              First time flipper? Commonplace in california...

              tasty

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              • Il Duce
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2004
                • 5015

                #8
                Thumbs down would have been kewler.

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                • uofom3
                  R3V Elite
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 5392

                  #9
                  Some people need to be put in their place.

                  some old guy one time was standing on a highway in north eugene trying to "fish" balls out of the black berry bushes by the road next to the golf course with his jewish 1-iron (ball retriever). I passed him in the m3 doing about 50 in a 45... i see him waiving his instrument of frugality at me and yelling as I pass him and flipping me off with his other hand (moving to the left lane giving him plenty of room) motioning for me to slow down. I had a frustrating day at work, so I locked it up, slammed it into reverse and started backing up. He hobbled furiously to his car (that was parked in said black berry bushes) got and got in... when I got parallel with him he was talking to himself and looking straight out the window. Some people need to know when the STFU.

                  The fact that the guy in question in your story was driving what he was driving paints a vivid picture..
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                  • Farbin Kaiber
                    Lil' Puppet
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 29502

                    #10
                    I see more middle fingers then this WHOLE thread on the way to get coffee and a doughnut in the morning.















                    It's two blocks away.

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                    • s0urce
                      R3VLimited
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 2933

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                      I see more middle fingers then this WHOLE thread on the way to get coffee and a doughnut in the morning.















                      It's two blocks away.
                      It's pretty much how we greet each other here.
                      tasty

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                      • stevofthahill
                        R3VLimited
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 2468

                        #12
                        Originally posted by uofom3
                        Some people need to be put in their place.
                        This is too fucking true. I'll give elderly drivers the benefit of the doubt most of the time. But when they fuck up(ie start pulling out in front of me) and then look at me with disgust like I did something wrong, it's on. But dear god does AZ have some of the worst drivers during winter time. FUCKING SNOW BIRDS!!!

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                        • Farbin Kaiber
                          Lil' Puppet
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 29502

                          #13
                          Originally posted by stevofthahill
                          This is too fucking true. I'll give elderly drivers the benefit of the doubt most of the time. But when they fuck up(ie start pulling out in front of me) and then look at me with disgust like I did something wrong, it's on. But dear god does AZ have some of the worst drivers during winter time. FUCKING SNOW BIRDS!!!

                          I used to live in Palm Springs, CA. In the winter it should have its own URL.

                          www.Snowbird.com

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                          • Jand3rson
                            Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 37587

                            #14
                            Originally posted by s0urce
                            First time flipper? Commonplace in california...

                            Eat a dick. It was funny.

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                            • uofom3
                              R3V Elite
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 5392

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                              I used to live in Palm Springs, CA. In the winter it should have its own URL.

                              www.Snowbird.com
                              that is no shit.

                              my good friend used to live in palm desert - people would die behind the wheel regularly driving enormous land yachts. The old people down there are a serious liability.
                              PNW Crew
                              90 m3
                              06 m5

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