I just got in the door, and had to tell y'all about the funny ass shit that just happened to me on the way home from the bank. I'm coming down the main highway back toward my house, and I come upon a slow down in traffic. About 6 cars ahead of me, is this guy in a little early-80's Ford Escort, doing like 30 mph in a 45 zone. There's no cars in the right hand lane, so I whip out and buzz past all the cars behind him, only doing about 45-50.
So when I get to the light about a half mile from where I passed him, the little white Escort is now behind me at the light. It's this middle-aged something guy, just disgruntled looking, one of those guys who probably just hates his life. So the light turns, and I get to where I turn off the highway to go into my subdivision. He goes the same way. Well, when I make a left to go toward my house, he keeps going straight, and in my rear view, I see him flip me off.
So I go past the block my house is on to the end of the street and make a left, thinking maybe I can drive past him while he's waiting at the stop sign at an intersection further down in the subdivision. Sure enough, there he is. So I roll the window down, extend my left arm, and give him a big, triumphant finger. As I go past and he finally sees me, this look of utter shock suddenly slaps him in the face, and his jaw just drops to the floor. I about died laughing.
So when I get to the light about a half mile from where I passed him, the little white Escort is now behind me at the light. It's this middle-aged something guy, just disgruntled looking, one of those guys who probably just hates his life. So the light turns, and I get to where I turn off the highway to go into my subdivision. He goes the same way. Well, when I make a left to go toward my house, he keeps going straight, and in my rear view, I see him flip me off.
So I go past the block my house is on to the end of the street and make a left, thinking maybe I can drive past him while he's waiting at the stop sign at an intersection further down in the subdivision. Sure enough, there he is. So I roll the window down, extend my left arm, and give him a big, triumphant finger. As I go past and he finally sees me, this look of utter shock suddenly slaps him in the face, and his jaw just drops to the floor. I about died laughing.
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